Kristy darling, in this special day, a day where corporations around the world tell us that our loved ones will deeply appreciate it if we spend money on their vaguely themed products, I want to do something different.
I want to gift you something that, while not exactly expensive, comes from my own heart & is hand-crafted for you alone, because you are special.
This way, I profess my love for you while sticking it to the man at the same time.
I'm a rebel.