My feelings exactly

[Kristy]

Not really, I can use the bathtub for abortions, too. The place is just so convenient. All white people, no F A T T I E S, no Texans, just some Jews and uber-conservative rednecks I'm told.

I think people plant flowers and shit in it during the summer.

[Anonymous]

Well, they do sound like the kind of people to have proper drug-fuelled satanic orgies with, I'll give you that.

[Kristy]

I'd have to be an heroin addict to live in Portugal and a place to sell my blood at night and to write my memoirs during the day. At least they have some god damn sun there.

[DONNIEP]

Not really, I can use the bathtub for abortions, too. The place is just so convenient. All white people, no F A T T I E S, no Texans, just some Jews and uber-conservative rednecks I'm told.

I think people plant flowers and shit in it during the summer.

It sounds like Cherryville! Welcome home, babayyy!!!

Although we don't look too kindly on abortions here. Especially since the county health department gives out free fuckin' rubbers and pills and stuff.

[Anonymous]

I'd have to be an heroin addict to live in Portugal and a place to sell my blood at night and to write my memoirs during the day. At least they have some god damn sun there.

That can all be arranged, my dear. Rest assured you'll want for nothing.

And yes, we do have a lot of sun here. Winter here is like summer there.

[Anonymous]

Besides, it's not like you'd really need all that stuff.

With me by your side Kristy baby, you'd see life is worth living, it's absolutely fantastic.

Why, you'd be the second happiest person on Earth, right after me, of course.

[vandeleur]

Oh envy me .... Oops I meant Kristy

[Anonymous]

Oh envy me .... Oops I meant Kristy

Quiet, you. This is different.

Me & Kristy are very much in love.

You're just jelly, Vandy. You wish you had found true love the way we did. Well, stop hatin'! We still rollin'.

[vandeleur]

Quiet, you. This is different.

Me & Kristy are very much in love.

You're just jelly, Vandy. You wish you had found true love the way we did. Well, stop hatin'! We still rollin'.

Oh if it's the real thing sorry , I didn't realise

[ZahZoo]

When's the wedding and subsequent website war..?

[Anonymous]

As soon as we consummate our relation.

We'll do a pagan ritual by the light of the moon.

Unless Kristy wants something more traditional, I'll be fine with that.