Dan or another Kiwi poster

[Seshmeister]

I demand an explanation!!!!

[Von Halen]

I'd fuck her.

[FORD]

Hey, it least it's better than what passes for "pop" music in the US these days. The girl can't honestly sing in tune to save her life, but at least she's not trying to bury that under a mountain of auto-tuning bullshit.

[Seshmeister]

I'd fuck her.

I support whatever it takes to shut her up...

[Kristy]

I'd fuck her.

Like I said, you'd fuck a wall socket if you didn't have the fear it'd get you arrested somehow.

[Dan]

I demand an explanation!!!!

Oh Boy.headscratch:

[Anonymous]

I'd fuck her.

What if she moans as badly & with the same passion as she "sings"?

[Von Halen]

Like I said, you'd fuck a wall socket if you didn't have the fear it'd get you arrested somehow.

I hate electricity, and getting shocked. Getting arrested has nothing to do with it.

What if she moans as badly & with the same passion as she "sings"?

Even better!

[Anonymous]

You may not have noticed, but you just admitted your dick fits a wall socket.

[Von Halen]

You may not have noticed, but you just admitted your dick fits a wall socket.

Izzy, we've been over this before. It would also fit in your ass, but I guarantee it would hurt you.

Last but not least. No matter what it will or will not fit in, you know my motto. It's never failed to satisfy me.

[DONNIEP]

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How to care for your cock

Glory hole etiquette

Getting your Bawllz out and feeling good about it

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[Kristy]

I hate electricity, and getting shocked. Getting arrested has nothing to do with it.

Are you Amish now, Von?

[Von Halen]

Are you Amish now, Von?

No, but my Grandparents were Mennonite.

[Kristy]

Mine were Meteorite.