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    Terrestrial radio...awful

    I'm driving an older Grand Cherokee for the week. No Sirius, no streaming options, no toof of Blue. Would take me longer to set up my phone, so I've been listening to the classic rock station Stern used to be on. So far I've heard Gimme Three Steps six times. And they must be running the same songs in sequence, twice I've heard .38 Special's Rockin' Into The Night right after it.

    How a mighty format has fallen...

    Need to get back into my XJ and Sirius.
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    You fascist pig. You sick fascist corporate pig. Yes, terrestrial radio is in the shitter and has been for years but only now you have discovered this? And who uses "toof of Blue" anymore? Douchebags with serious mother issues, that's who.



    Here's some (white) guilt for you: How many Syrians have been slaughtered on Obama's "War On Terror" or children alone in this country going to bed hungry every god damn night and YOUR life is in such shambles thanks to Skynyrd. "Oh no! No Sirius Radio! How will I survive!"

    This is why I cannot stand you generational classic rock toolsacks with your fucking Alan Parsons Project and Steely Dan. Driving your rusty cars and slamming on hipsters while your drive your piece of shit to the same corporate Starbucks window acting like complete pricks with your "double latte douchewater triple espresso I'm such a loser" orders.

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    Hahaha wtf
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Exactly.

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    Hey now, go easy on The Dan and APP.

    And I hate smart watches. I wish they'd all explode simultaneously right now. Not only are they an Obamination, I'm convinced the gubment uses them to track people and stuff.
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    The TAG one is canny ..... Just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    You fascist pig. You sick fascist corporate pig. Yes, terrestrial radio is in the shitter and has been for years but only now you have discovered this? And who uses "toof of Blue" anymore? Douchebags with serious mother issues, that's who.



    Here's some (white) guilt for you: How many Syrians have been slaughtered on Obama's "War On Terror" or children alone in this country going to bed hungry every god damn night and YOUR life is in such shambles thanks to Skynyrd. "Oh no! No Sirius Radio! How will I survive!"

    This is why I cannot stand you generational classic rock toolsacks with your fucking Alan Parsons Project and Steely Dan. Driving your rusty cars and slamming on hipsters while your drive your piece of shit to the same corporate Starbucks window acting like complete pricks with your "double latte douchewater triple espresso I'm such a loser" orders.
    Wow. U mad, bro?

    "Ghey" would have sufficed.

    Don't listen to APP or Dan and I definitely don't drink coffee.

    The people in your pics look like YOUR demographic: Bluetooth in ear, leased "luxury" car, and a scumbag renter. You'd qualify for Section 8 if you had a couple illegitimate brats.

    It's not just the Skynryd. The taped commercial by the morning guy, who says "man" four times in thirty seconds: "gas is gonna go back up, man, but you'll be set with the Dodge Ram that gets 28 mpg!" And the gimmicks, like the two o'clock "four play." "Hey, today's George Thorogood's birthday, so at two we're gonna have four by him!" Today was George Harrison's birthday, and the inevitable blurb: "Two George birthdays in a row! Four from Harrison at 2!" Christ.

    And no one cares about those little sand brats, they are raised to hate us from Day One. They want to meet Allah, do the pre-emptive strike and take those little goat fuckers out early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    And no one cares about those little sand brats, they are raised to hate us from Day One. They want to meet Allah, do the pre-emptive strike and take those little goat fuckers out early.
    Hell yeah!! Buncha woman hatin, street rapin, freedom hatin fucktards! I say we warm up the missiles the second Trump takes the oath!

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    And it appears we're about to have a Bro Down right here at the Army!! Twona versus Kristy!!


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    Such a weak troll. Stupid, too. Most people would have left instead of staying and bitching about how they hate it here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    And it appears we're about to have a Bro Down right here at the Army!! Twona versus Kristy!!

    To be fair twona started it saying he had an opinion on radio , provocative fucker just kicked off just like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    To be fair twona started it saying he had an opinion on radio , provocative fucker just kicked off just like that
    He's sneaky like that. Always trying to cause trouble and run off the one chick we have here. Angel doesn't count cause she won't put out anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    He's sneaky like that. Always trying to cause trouble and run off the one chick we have here. Angel doesn't count cause she won't put out anymore.
    Better than someone getting butthurt over a fake marriage thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    Better than someone getting butthurt over a fake marriage thread.
    For the record, I never was butthurt - I just ran the insane asylum

    Now - let's fight!!! Well, let's fight in like 6 hours. It's too early to start drinking right now.

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    I'm already drinking! Stopped for lunch, had a few more since I've been home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    For the record, I never was butthurt - I just ran the insane asylum

    Now - let's fight!!! Well, let's fight in like 6 hours. It's too early to start drinking right now.

    Queer .... Kinda disappointed

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    Have to admire how turdonabummer bitches about others bitching about his bitching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Queer .... Kinda disappointed
    Look, you're gonna have to move here so we can be on the same drinking time zone.

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    I missed the fake marriage thread .... Think I was busy with the muff thread at the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    I'm driving an older Grand Cherokee for the week. No Sirius, no streaming options, no toof of Blue. Would take me longer to set up my phone, so I've been listening to the classic rock station Stern used to be on. So far I've heard Gimme Three Steps six times. And they must be running the same songs in sequence, twice I've heard .38 Special's Rockin' Into The Night right after it.

    How a mighty format has fallen...

    Need to get back into my XJ and Sirius.
    [Terrestrial radio] has been devolving for years.

    I still listen to it when I'm driving, mostly because I haven't gotten around to getting Sirius, but my first real wakeup call was hanging with a friend who had purchased a fairly comprehensive satellite radio package, and the quality/tone/style of programming (even keeping in mind this was ten years ago) was just light years better than terrestrial could ever hope to be.

    Terrestrial radio now is just the same old lame-ass morning and afternoon zoo shows on virtually every station, with playlists on classic rock/retro stations that remain virtually unchanged from the late 1980s thanks to the gradual takeover of automated, computerized song selections. Often times now I'll opt for driving in silence rather than wading through 10 minutes of commercials to hear yet another playing of:

    Sweet Emotion
    Dream On
    Black Dog
    Stairway To Heaven
    Freebird
    Won't Get Fooled Again
    Sweet Home Alabama
    We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions
    Jump
    Back In Black
    You Shook Me All Night Long
    Photograph
    Pour Some Sugar On Me
    Crazy Train
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    I missed the fake marriage thread .... Think I was busy with the muff thread at the time
    Oh no you didn't. I think you were planning to attend lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Oh no you didn't. I think you were planning to attend lol
    Tell the truth I can't remember much of it , well apart from it was mainly your fault if memory serves me right

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Tell the truth I can't remember much of it , well apart from it was mainly your fault if memory serves me right
    It was. It was all my fault. Then I turned my evil minions loose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    It was. It was all my fault. Then I turned my evil minions loose.
    It takes a big man to fess up

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    It takes a big man to fess up
    Ah, I'm working on my next attack now. I just gotta find something to rail against. And I'm really lazy these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Ah, I'm working on my next attack now. I just gotta find something to rail against. And I'm really lazy these days.
    Think you have peaked bud , you have lost your touch. Without izzy to back your play you're no where near as
    Funny as you used to be.



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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Think you have peaked bud , you have lost your touch. Without izzy to back your play you're no where near as
    Funny as you used to be.


    Ah, it's been a long week. Besides, it wears me out entertaining you people

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Ah, it's been a long week. Besides, it wears me out entertaining you people
    Dont think its not appreciated and I still like some of your old stuff but izzy and kristy are the new izzy and donnie. Its like wolf all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Dont think its not appreciated and I still like some of your old stuff but izzy and kristy are the new izzy and donnie. Its like wolf all over again.
    I built this motherfuckin place!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I built this motherfuckin place!!!
    Time rolls on and that's as it should be ,Here and gone seems to move so quickly.

    Sorry bud , izzy said he still thought of you sometimes but ......... sorry bud


    There is a web site we send people to after they out grow their entertainment value .... its like in logans run when you hit 30.

    Classic something or other. give our regards to the other previously funny people
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Time rolls on and that's as it should be ,Here and gone seems to move so quickly.

    Sorry bud , izzy said he still thought of you sometimes but ......... sorry bud


    There is a web site we send people to after they out grow their entertainment value .... its like in logans run when you hit 30.

    Classic something or other. give our regards to the other previously funny people
    Shouldn't you be pouring tonic on your one hair or something?

    Logan's Run was a great movie - except for the robot part. That sucked. I especially liked the Whore Transporter and the orgy club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Shouldn't you be pouring tonic on your one hair or something?

    Logan's Run was a great movie - except for the robot part. That sucked. I especially liked the Whore Transporter and the orgy club.

    Am trying to nurse you through your loss.

    Hey my baby hair is coming along , am growing my eyebrows and just gonna back comb them
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Am trying to nurse you through your loss.

    Hey my baby hair is coming along , am growing my eyebrows and just gonna back come them
    I'm gonna pretend you posted that correctly to begin with lol

    Now - less blah blah blah - more Logan's Run!

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    jenny agutter was hot in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I'm gonna pretend you posted that correctly to begin with lol

    I just noticed what I put , I dont have enough hair to something about mary it

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    jenny agutter was hot in it
    That chick had a serious bush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post

    Sweet Emotion
    Dream On
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    Stairway To Heaven
    Freebird
    Won't Get Fooled Again
    Sweet Home Alabama
    We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions
    Jump
    Back In Black
    You Shook Me All Night Long
    Photograph
    Pour Some Sugar On Me
    Crazy Train
    Throw in Tom Petty and you have every FUCKING SPORTS GAME EVER PLAYED IN AMERICA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    That chick had a serious bush.
    You know who else has serious bush?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    You know who else has serious bush?



    You're gonna confuse people you know Americans can't do the geography thing remember

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