No Christmas IS about VH after all?

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  • Angel
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7481
    #1

    No Christmas IS about VH after all?

    Dave's latest tweet. WTF!?

    On second thought
    if all work is autobiographic
    maybe this song is
    about Van Halen...

    https://t.co/Xg5HDqXCeS https://t.co/TU9JzHNNNf

    Last edited by Seshmeister; 03-01-2016, 12:12 AM.
    "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
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    • indeedido
      Veteran
      • Feb 2004
      • 2293
      #2
      yawn
      This space for rent.

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        • SunisinuS
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • May 2010
          • 3301
          #3
          Blabber bla blah

          DAVID LEE ROTH Says His New Song 'Ain't No Christmas' Could Be About VAN HALEN
          http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/david-lee-roth-says-his-new-song-aint-no-christmas-could-be-about-van-halen/
          David Lee Roth says that his new song, in which he offers a sad goodbye against a low-key guitar accompaniment, could be about VAN HALEN. Lyrically, "Ain't No Christmas" sounds like Roth is closing the door on the current VAN HALEN reunion, with lines that include: "Sure looked good on paper, once u...
          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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            • ZahZoo
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 8966
              #4
              Originally posted by SunisinuS
              Blabber bla blah

              http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/dav...out-van-halen/
              That's not how the song goes... It's:

              And the colored girls go,
              Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
              Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
              Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
              Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                • Never was
                  Foot Soldier
                  • May 2012
                  • 626
                  #5
                  They are trolling their fan base and it works views goes up, people talk, etc... The 2015 plans were suppose to be a surprise but they screwed it up and leaked it. I think it is a stupid strategy but it has been the way they operated.

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                    • vandeleur
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 9865
                      #6
                      Strategy is an interesting word to use in relation to these guys.
                      fuck your fucking framing

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373
                          #7
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          Strategy is an interesting word to use in relation to these guys.
                          Here's their "strategy" :




                          Or maybe the song is about the old days, back before Dave quit the band. Or maybe it's just Dave rambling on about whatever. I vote for whatever.
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • vandeleur
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 9865
                              #8
                              Sammy's beard is like a Russian grannies fanny hair ..... probably
                              fuck your fucking framing

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                                • vandeleur
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Sep 2009
                                  • 9865
                                  #9
                                  Will mickey tour for minimum wage ?
                                  Will they pass the hat around after the gig for him ?
                                  Will it be Van Halen featuring Michael Anthony ?
                                  Will donniep's bad back hold up to all the 5150 dancing at charlotte or greensbro ?

                                  Will anyone notice if van halen just die out now.
                                  fuck your fucking framing

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                                    • DavidLeeNatra
                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 10703
                                      #10
                                      Me likes the song

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                                        • Va Beach VH Fan
                                          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 17913
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Never was
                                          They are trolling their fan base and it works
                                          Nailed it!

                                          Time to bust out the 'ol Van Halen Ritz Cracker Analogyâ„¢


                                          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                                          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                                          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                                            • DONNIEP
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 13373
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                                              Nailed it!

                                              Time to bust out the 'ol Van Halen Ritz Cracker Analogy™

                                              Yeah I kinda doubt it, seein as how their "fan base" consists of a couple hundred people stretched across a couple boards. The rest are casual fans at best and don't keep up with what's going on with VH throughout the decades like we do.
                                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                • DONNIEP
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 13373
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                                                  Will mickey tour for minimum wage ?Not this time
                                                  Will they pass the hat around after the gig for him ? . No need - Mikey's gonna bring in the crowds!!
                                                  Will it be Van Halen featuring Michael Anthony ? it should be!
                                                  Will donniep's bad back hold up to all the 5150 dancing at charlotte or greensbro ? It ain't my back that I'm worried about. It's my Bawllz swinging around since I'll have em out for both shows

                                                  Will anyone notice if van halen just die out now. Oh people would notice. And 15 of us would care

                                                  All questions answered, Cap'n!
                                                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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