I know a Dave`s friend ( it`s no fair telling his name) who told me Roth acknowledged that the VH camp is getting in touch with Jeff Scot Soto. If they come to terms they`ll be signing a deal next year, after Wolf`s solo project is done.
I know a Dave`s friend ( it`s no fair telling his name) who told me Roth acknowledged that the VH camp is getting in touch with Jeff Scot Soto. If they come to terms they`ll be signing a deal next year, after Wolf`s solo project is done.
Is this the same friend who "confirmed" an EEAS band tour?
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Geezus, this reads like a Tasmanian shit sandwich.... It's "Van Covercheese rumor 2.0"
Satan will be running a ski resort before Jeff Sucks Scrotums is the singer of anything labeled "Van Halen"
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Jeff Sucks Scrotum, leading a half assed Stryper ripoff band, featuring those two guys from The Misfits who couldn't write a song to save their lives without Glenn Danzig in the room.....
I could only listen to a few seconds of that. It sucks.
Now, I did listen to the guy sing some Van Halen. It's not all that great either.
As far as this "rumor" - I kinda doubt people are gonna be lining up to see Jeff Scott Neverwas fronting VH. Besides, I talked to Dave today and he said VH is planning a 3,000 city tour for later this year.
I thought everyone knew by now it was gonna be George Lopez
Meh.
Who gives a fuck?
Roth can't really do a passable job of fronting the band anymore anyway, so does it really matter if [Roth] quits or is fired?
And Van Halen is only of use to me when Roth is fronting. Thus, if Roth is no longer able to front the group, it matters not who they get to sing.
Fuck it. Get Sammy back. Get Jeff Scott Soto. Get Boy George. Get Taylor Swift. Don't even get a frontman: let Ed do the lead vocals a la How Many Say I? Van Halen's goose is cooked anyway.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
Several years ago this Jeff Soto crap made it's way around the fan boards... it was total bullshit and stupid then. I'm always amazed at the shelf life of stupid...
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Bullshit indeed. However I would have said that too if you said Gary Cherone was joining the band. But I stand by bullshit.
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Well, since Soto sang some songs for the movie Rock Star, you could always hire the guy who auditioned for Steel Dragon before Izzy got the gig.....
Oh yeah, that was Ralph....
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"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Soto sounded awful on that version of Cradle. A lot rag of Dave's voice but his songs are not the easiest to sing because his mechanics are so different than traditional vocalists. Of course that kills him now and means he needs to adjust but his shit ain't easy to sing. The constant stories of new singers and Hagar etc.. is all just bullshit filling a void.
Take what Never buzzed says seriously, people. After all, he has a chemistry set.
And speaking of bullshit, glad you picked up on your queue
"queue"? rich white college boy?
Don't you mean cue?
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