"Mega Tuesday" primary results - March 15, 2016

[FORD]

Polls start closing in about 30 minutes. Live results can be found at these links:

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/march-15th-dem/

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/march-15th-gop/

[Kristy]

Mustur beenee guna looose.

[twonabomber]

Kasich is ahead less than a half hour after polls closed. Fuck.

Sanders is getting killed...

[FORD]

I suspect the BCE is going to pull the plug on Marco after tonight. He's pulling about 62% in Miami, no doubt thanks to the Batista fan club that he pretends to be a member of (reality is his parents moved to the US to escape Batista, NOT Castro). Not doing too well in the rest of Florida. Neither is Cruz, so apparently Canadians don't count as Cubans to the BFC, even if your dad talks like the religious batshit version of Ricky Ricardo.

[FORD]

And it's official.... Rubio just announced he's quitting.

Wow... no BCE candidate in a Presidential race for the first time since 1952??

[twonabomber]

Trump is leading in some of Ohio's Appalachian counties, and some of the counties considered "at risk" further north and bordering Pennsylvania.

[DONNIEP]

And it's official.... Rubio just announced he's quitting.

Wow... no BCE candidate in a Presidential race for the first time since 1952??

Uh oh...I wonder if the BCE is gonna concentrate its incredible power on you now?? Never mind. I'm sure you already have a 9 mile long list of nefarious deeds they're doing right now...

[Kristy]

No one gives a shit about Ohio.

[twonabomber]

I know, tough guy. I know.

[Kristy]

Damn right, you little Drew Carey pussy wannabe.

[twonabomber]

I don't wear glasses, I am thinner, and I have not had quadruple bypass surgery like Carey has.

[FORD]

Uh oh...I wonder if the BCE is gonna concentrate its incredible power on you now?? Never mind. I'm sure you already have a 9 mile long list of nefarious deeds they're doing right now...

They don't need me. They have somebody in the race who can give them everything they want, even though they can't give an official endorsement.

[Seshmeister]

So I guess it's going to end up being the woman nobody likes v the man everyone hates.

[DONNIEP]

They don't need me. They have somebody in the race who can give them everything they want, even though they can't give an official endorsement.

You know you've lost your mind, right?

[DONNIEP]

So I guess it's going to end up being the woman nobody likes v the man everyone hates.

Not everybody

[Kristy]

Minds are for liberals, Donnie.

[FORD]

You know you've lost your mind, right?

Not yet. But if the only options are a continuation of the 35 year toilet spiral, with increasing environmental damage, and corporate consolidation (under the cunt) or conversion into full on Hitlerian fascism (under Trump) then insanity don't sound half bad.

Or the Cascadian secession. That's sounding better all the time.

I fear for the future of this country. I truly do....

[Fairwrning]

Excellent plant at the Kasich speech...right on time with the 70s protest response..and I really thought he was gonna pull off a tear for a moment..

[DONNIEP]

Not yet. But if the only options are a continuation of the 35 year toilet spiral, with increasing environmental damage, and corporate consolidation (under the cunt) or conversion into full on Hitlerian fascism (under Trump) then insanity don't sound half bad.

Or the Cascadian secession. That's sounding better all the time.

I fear for the future of this country. I truly do....

Well, secession isn't off the table. Matter of fact, Jesus Hisself sent me a sign today, showing me that the time for secession is nigh...



All that's missing is the red and blue...

Edit - well, the blue is there. But you know what I mean.

[Kristy]

Red is for liberals, Donnie