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    Kristy Discovers The Gheyest Fucking Song...EVER

    For a long, long time I thought nothing could ever top Terry Jacks ' Seasons In The Sun' until I heard this:



    Jesus fucking Christ! Someone please ream my asshole with a rabid crocodile until it dies from tooth decay. Even that would be less painful than ever listening to this again.

    Hey, what are the changes your homoerotic idol Roth will cover this on his next solo outing?
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    Georgie came out eventually but the story doesn't have a happy ending.
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    Gheyest song ever? Naaah......

    This song was so gay it made the Village People give up, because they realized they could never attempt this level of homosexuality....

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    Well sign me up to march with Angel in the next Pride Parade because I love that song. It plays on my Burt Bacharach channel on Pandora. Makes me think of Mod chicks with big hair and white boots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post

    Jesus fucking Christ! Someone please ream my asshole with a rabid crocodile until it dies from tooth decay........
    OK! Just give me some time to get the Croc........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    For a long, long time I thought nothing could ever top Terry Jacks ' Seasons In The Sun' until I heard this:



    Jesus fucking Christ! Someone please ream my asshole with a rabid crocodile until it dies from tooth decay. Even that would be less painful than ever listening to this again.

    Hey, what are the changes your homoerotic idol Roth will cover this on his next solo outing?
    This Song gets Me Hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    Gheyest song ever? Naaah......

    This song was so gay it made the Village People give up, because they realized they could never attempt this level of homosexuality....

    They weren't bold enough to permanently breathe in helium above all.
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    That tune is really about shaming poor people. Yes, even back then.

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    So?
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    I think it was probably Jump......

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    Found one GHEYER although I'm not sure if it counts thus being a cover. Warning: listing to this is like a dentist drill up the shit chute:


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    That ain't a ghey cover. But this sure as fuck is.....


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