SHARON!! Ozzy Leaves Compound to Get Away From Cunt

[vandeleur]

Somehow I don't think she'd ever watch one of those movies.

Its a euphemism for when wizards have sex ... well wizards assistant.

[Kristy]

Nope.


Never will.

[DONNIEP]

Its a euphemism for when wizards have sex ... well wizards assistant.

Yes, Vandy, I did understand that

[vandeleur]

Nope.


Never will.

What I thought you had an english boyfriend who dumped you and turned you from the young happy witch into the green nasty one who wanted some red slippers ?

[vandeleur]

Yes, Vandy, I did understand that

oh I knew one of us was being slow, turned out to be me

[DONNIEP]

Nope.


Never will.

Me neither. Nor one of those hobbit movies. God I hate wizards.

Well, those kinds of wizards

[DONNIEP]

oh I knew one of us was being slow, turned out to be me

I may not be a smart man, Jen-nee. But I do know what Harry Pottering is.

[BITEYOASS]

Someone needs to take these fuckwits aside and explain to them that everyone dies...

But Sabbath said to never say die!

[DONNIEP]

I never was a Sabbath fan and I didn't own one Ozzy record. I just don't get into all that gloom and doom music.

I did like The Mob Rules, but I liked Dio. I know, complete contradiction there.

[vandeleur]

I never was a Sabbath fan and I didn't own one Ozzy record. I just don't get into all that gloom and doom music.

I did like The Mob Rules, but I liked Dio. I know, complete contradiction there.

I actually like the ozzy solo stuff better than sabbath

[DONNIEP]

I actually like the ozzy solo stuff better than sabbath

I like Crazy Train but I just never really listened to his stuff. I pretty much avoided metal like I avoided Skynyrd.

[vandeleur]

I like Crazy Train but I just never really listened to his stuff. I pretty much avoided metal like I avoided Skynyrd.

YOU dont like skynard ..... shock

[DONNIEP]

YOU dont like skynard ..... shock

Free Bird makes me want to shoot the radio. 38 Special was the band with the real talent.

Then again, I still get all hyped up when I hear Frampton's Do You Feel Like We Do or Sanford Townsend's Smoke Of A Distant Fire.

[Satan]

I like Crazy Train but I just never really listened to his stuff. I pretty much avoided metal like I avoided Skynyrd.

Q: What do you call a Confederate Atheist?

A: A Southerner who doesn't believe in Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[vandeleur]

Free Bird makes me want to shoot the radio. 38 Special was the band with the real talent.

Then again, I still get all hyped up when I hear Frampton's Do You Feel Like We Do or Sanford Townsend's Smoke Of A Distant Fire.

I had a couple of 38 special albums back in the day. about the special forces era

[DONNIEP]

Q: What do you call a Confederate Atheist?

A: A Southerner who doesn't believe in Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Yeah, I'd get kicked out of the Sons of Confederate Veterans if they ever found out, lol.

[DONNIEP]

I had a couple of 38 special albums back in the day. about the special forces era

Great band and they had a long run. It's too bad Donnie had to retire because of his hearing. I woulda just taped some maxi pads to my ears and kept on performing.

[vandeleur]

Great band and they had a long run. It's too bad Donnie had to retire because of his hearing. I woulda just taped some maxi pads to my ears and kept on performing.

you're a classy guy

[DONNIEP]

you're a classy guy

I'm just willing to do whatever it takes to give back to my fans. Unlike, say, Van Halen. I don't know if anybody remembers Van Halen, but they were a great band way back in the late 1800s. Now they pretty much suck harder than a "stranger" at a Glory Hole.

[vandeleur]

I'm just willing to do whatever it takes to give back to my fans. Unlike, say, Van Halen. I don't know if anybody remembers Van Halen, but they were a great band way back in the late 1800s. Now they pretty much suck harder than a "stranger" at a Glory Hole.

That and you want to look like princess leia

[DONNIEP]

That and you want to look like princess leia

She was hot as shit, wasn't she? I mean, she didn't wear a bra and those titties were bouncing around all over the Death Star. And we all know now that she was an absolute drunk so you know she put out.

[vandeleur]

super hot in jedi in the gold bikini, rough as in the new one tho.

[DONNIEP]

super hot in jedi in the gold bikini, rough as in the new one tho.

Yeah, too many tabs and broons between jedi and this last one. She's like the outer space Susan Dey - they both had a short window of hotness. Kinda like Eddie's talent - it just all ran out too fast.

[vandeleur]

Yeah, too many tabs and broons between jedi and this last one. She's like the outer space Susan Dey - they both had a short window of hotness. Kinda like Eddie's talent - it just all ran out too fast.

her face doesnt move , bet she was fun on the drink in her day

[DONNIEP]

her face doesnt move , bet she was fun on the drink in her day

Oh most definitely. I bet she was willing to give up the Death Star Plans after two drinks and a wink lol

[vandeleur]

Oh most definitely. I bet she was willing to give up the Death Star Plans after two drinks and a wink lol

To save the galaxy you have to do new force awakens chick or prime time leia ???

[DONNIEP]

To save the galaxy you have to do new force awakens chick or prime time leia ???

That's a tough one. And since I suppose a Buckwheat Sandwich is out of the question...

I'd have to go vintage Leia. I'd tell her to trim the bush back and then we'd make the Kessel Run.

[vandeleur]

That's a tough one. And since I suppose a Buckwheat Sandwich is out of the question...

I'd have to go vintage Leia. I'd tell her to trim the bush back and then we'd make the Kessel Run.

oh it would be hairy ... it would be like a chewy special

[DONNIEP]

oh it would be hairy ... it would be like a chewy special

Yeah, but I could always use my light saber and give her a sexy laser hair removal treatment. But...my luck she'd have puffy or inverted nipples and I'd be all upset and stuff.

[vandeleur]

Yeah, but I could always use my light saber and give her a sexy laser hair removal treatment. But...my luck she'd have puffy or inverted nipples and I'd be all upset and stuff.

inverted nipples ... isnt that the sign of the devil or something . wtf are inverted nipples

[DONNIEP]

inverted nipples ... isnt that the sign of the devil or something . wtf are inverted nipples

Actually, inverted nipples can be kinda cool. There used to be this chick at The Paper Doll Lounge in Charlotte. She had inverted nipples and when it was her time to do the runway she'd dance her little heart out. Then she'd come down to the edge of the stage and ask one of the guys to give her a pack of matches - this was before smoking was bad for you. And she'd rip out two matches, lick the ass end of each one and stick them in her nipples and then light em up.

Oddly enough she never wanted to do the nipple/match trick in bed.

[vandeleur]

am all for inventive stripper tricks

[DONNIEP]

am all for inventive stripper tricks

It was a good one. And that was a great strip joint, back in the day. Back before everything got all PC and "legal".

[vandeleur]

It was a good one. And that was a great strip joint, back in the day. Back before everything got all PC and "legal".

We still have loads of places for strippers , match day in the toon nearly every pub has them

[DONNIEP]

We still have loads of places for strippers , match day in the toon nearly every pub has them

Nah, nah, nah. The Paper Doll was known as The Grandaddy of Charlotte Nite Life. It used to have class. Hell, the doors on the place once hung in Fort Knox. But then they moved buildings and it all changed.

I haven't been to a strip club in 15 years. Now they're all filled with cookie cutter whores. Not like back in the day when you'd actually see one of the Homecoming girls on stage. And I remember when I did, right there at The Paper Doll. She was so shocked to see me she ran right off stage. Too bad, really. I woulda paid for it

[vandeleur]

Nah, nah, nah. The Paper Doll was known as The Grandaddy of Charlotte Nite Life. It used to have class. Hell, the doors on the place once hung in Fort Knox. But then they moved buildings and it all changed.

I haven't been to a strip club in 15 years. Now they're all filled with cookie cutter whores. Not like back in the day when you'd actually see one of the Homecoming girls on stage. And I remember when I did, right there at The Paper Doll. She was so shocked to see me she ran right off stage. Too bad, really. I woulda paid for it

Dude, There are many truths for sure but this one is as good as any. There are no bad strip shows just some are better than others

[Kristy]

What I thought you had an english boyfriend who dumped you and turned you from the young happy witch into the green nasty one who wanted some red slippers ?

No. I just don't like limeys. They smell, have horrible manners, and that's not to mention all the shitty music they have produced over the years. Trump is going to send them home by the millions starting with your shit actors. As for all the sell-out American scum living in the U.K., they will be placed in reeducation camps or shot or both.

[vandeleur]

Dam that means my brother in law will lose his citizenship and have to come back to U.K. ...... Shit he will want his season tickets back

[Satan]

38 Special was the band with the real talent.

..right up until the point where they ditched their lead singer and Van Hagared themselves with this Michael Bolton-ish piece of shit song.....

[DONNIEP]

..right up until the point where they ditched their lead singer and Van Hagared themselves with this Michael Bolton-ish piece of shit song.....

Yeah but they got it back together after that and sounded just as awesome as they ever did, especially live, unlike VH.

And that shitty song wasn't even a 38 song to begin with and the band did not want to do it. But somehow it became a hit. Even though it sucked harder than "insert Van Hagar song here".