Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Since I became a cord-cutter, I manage to avoid seeing most commercials, including video ads. Which makes it all the more ironic that the first political ad I saw (aside from Bernie videos sent to me by the campaign) this year was a "Brexit" ad that I saw while watching one of the NBA finals games on a bootleg British stream from BT Sports.
It's quite a clever commentary, although being where he is he is missing the rabid nature of those on thebrexit side.
One major issue is it's two sets of horrible slimey cunts arguing regardless of the issues ..... Actually it's like your election
fuck your fucking framing
If the UK gets out, where are they gonna get their refyougeez?
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
These fucking limeys, man. The cause trouble for just existing.
I tried to warn all of you on the danger that is the limey.
Fuck you, limey. Think I'll start a tranny thread right here, right now.
An engine is connected to a transmission by way of a clutch. Without this connection, a car would not be able to come to a complete stop without killing the engine. But cars with an automatic transmission have no clutch that disconnects the transmission from the engine even in those piece of shit limey cars.. Instead, they use an amazing device called a torque converter. It may not look like much, but there are some very interesting shit going on inside but as usual a limey is too fucking stupid to realize this.
After the operation you will have to pretend to like girlie girl things ..... Just saying
Most manufacturers recommend that manual transmission fluid be changed every 30,000 to 60,000 miles. Under heavy-duty use, some manufacturers suggest changing transmission fluid every 15,000 miles. Automatic: Service intervals for an automatic transmission vary from every 30,000 miles ... to never
But seeing how a fucking limey retard has zero fucking clue what a mile is they never change the fluid rather, they rub it into their bloated assholes while they eat "crumpets" and watch Dr. Who.
"I own a 2001 3.8L Impala. Over the past few weeks I noticed that the car was shifting unusally hard from 1st to 2nd to 3rd and so on. The car would shift hard for a while and then it would be fine for a few days or even weeks. My husband and I went to the race this past weekend and in the midst of all the stop and go traffic the car began shifting hard again and we began to hear a whining noise coming from the car. We pulled over and grabbed a bite to eat and when we got back in the car the problem stopped.
We contacted our local chevy dealer and they said that the valve body probably needed replacing, but that sometimes the valve body has caused a problem in the tranny and it might need replacing. We took the Impala to a local tranny shop and the Impala sent out a code for "erratic shifting". The tranny shop suggested that we use a kit, because the GM replacement part would still have the same problem and that the kit had extra parts to resolve the problem with the valve body.
Had the kit installed and the car is shifting normally from 1st to 2nd, but is shifting hard from 3rd on. I am taking the impala back to the shop today! Any suggestions or anyone has anyone had similar issues?"
I will sing to you hun:-)
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
I been watching the news of the Moozlim uprising on your island. I'm worried about you, Vandy. I suggest you go out and buy a steel neck collar thing and a burqa and run around pretending to be a woman. They don't like women so you'll be safe. The steel neck collar thing is just as a back up in case one of them tries to chop your head off.
Anyway, no one gives a rat shit on a sinking trolley fart what you limeys do. Stay or leave. I'd prefer it if all limeys left.
...NOT
Don't worry - their Moozlim overlords will take away all the soda. And booze. And music. And gays. And smiling. And dancing. And jerkin off. And basically anything that could possibly make anybody happy at all.
Damn, when you really think about it - being a Moozlim wacko must suck ass. I think what they need is some good ol' North Carolina pork BBQ and a 12 pack of Natural Ice. That would work wonders for their dispositions.
Antenna isn't an option around here. Closest network affiliates are 60 miles away in Seattle, so no indoor antennas come anywhere near close to doing the job, and I don't do well on ladders, so I'm not getting on the roof, even if I thought that would work. I'm guessing it doesn't, since I'm not seeing a lot of rooftop antennas in this neighborhood.
About the only thing I've ever been able to pick up on antenna here was the TBN Jesus channels out of Federal Way. Damned if I know why their signal is so much stronger than anything else. But it wasn't worth leaving it plugged in for the 700 Club and the occasional cheesy "triblulation/antichrist" movies that are always fun to watch when I'm high.
I've been to hetero clubs like that. Usually totally nude dancers clubs. They offer you all you can drink beer or whatever for x amount of dollars as a cover charge without telling you it's non alcoholic. The first time I went in one was on Rush Street in Chicago. I chose beer and it tasted like cigarette butts. They wouldn't let me change to Coke or something drinkable so I turned my mug upside down on the table still full of liquid knowing it would spill all over the table when the waiter picked it up. This particular waiter thought he could turn it over real fast and avoid spillage but instead he basically threw it in the girl on stage's face. The bouncers got kind or irate but backed off when they realized there were way more servicemen in the club that they could deal with if they got rough with us. Back then it was fairly easy to spot a serviceman even without the uniform. The haircut alone was a dead give away.
Beware of Dog
I thought all broadcast channels changed to digital a few years ago. Tried one of those digital antanaes recently but got no reception whatsoever. Considering how flat it is here and how close the nearest big city is I assumed we'd at least get a couple local channels. My nephew who lives nearby has one that works but he had to buy some kind of signal amp or converter box to get any reception.
I don't like ladders, either. I'm only 35 miles from the antenna farm and my antenna is in the attic. Might put it up on the chimney, probably will do it when I put a new roof on the house.
Put your address here and see what comes up http://www.antennaweb.org/Address
See link above. If you have an old CRT you'll need the converter box. Every TV made now has a digital receiver.
I bought a distribution amp and put it near the antenna. Boosts the signal and sends it to four TV's. Works great. I do lose some channels this time of year but that's more because of them running at lower power so as not to interfere with a Canadian channel. I can pick up channels from across the lake and as far as Toledo if the weather is right.
Last edited by twonabomber; 06-21-2016 at 07:33 PM.
Dam link didn't work ... Was funny tho.
You seem extra pissy today kristoph , Hormone shit I suppose
No, it's these fucking limeys. They are a cancer.
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