Happy 62 nd anniversary. You re still young at heart!!! Please improve your voice a little, practice some kung fu moves, bring Michael Anthony back on the bass and make Wolfie play a second guitar. Record a great record and go on a final Van Halen tour to salute your fans!!!
After that you can continue the Roth Show, the blog thing, write a new book , tour with the yankee rose band and release the John 5 album.
You could even hit the Vegas a couple years with a big band!!!
Then you d retire glorious, as you deserve it!