Better With A Shovel

[Von Halen]

Than you motherfuckers are with a real guitar!

[vandeleur]

Class ..... it's a Korean shovel mind

[cadaverdog]

She can play that shovel guitar like a pro but she won't be winning any beauty contests in the near future.

[Von Halen]

She can play that shovel guitar like a pro but she won't be winning any beauty contests in the near future.

Would you fuck her?

[cadaverdog]

Would you fuck her?

Only if the passed the Trump test.

[Seshmeister]

Only if the passed the Trump test.

A whore?

I don't think he is...

[FORD]

Only if the passed the Trump test.

As long as you wear a sock. Otherwise you're gay, right?

[cadaverdog]

As long as you wear a sock. Otherwise you're gay, right?

No. I'm straight whether I'm wearing socks or not.

[cadaverdog]

A whore?

I don't think he is...

You don't think he who is a whore? I'm talking about that homely looking chick playing the shovel.

[Seshmeister]

Have we really got to the point in a fucking Dave Lee Roth site where having long hair makes you female?

[cadaverdog]

Have we really got to the point in a fucking Dave Lee Roth site where having long hair makes you female?

Ease up Scotty. The dog was just making a funny. My hair's not quite as long as that young feller but it's getting there.

[FORD]

No. I'm straight whether I'm wearing socks or not.

So then why are you so interested in the dude with the shovel?

[cadaverdog]

So then why are you so interested in the dude with the shovel?

I never said I was. You asked me if I'd fuck her. I said yes if he passed the Trump test. Never said I wanted to administer the test myself.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Nice sound! But it seems there are 3 strings missing to get past an intro.

[cadaverdog]

Nice sound! But it seems there are 3 strings missing to get past an intro.

That guitar would have been a good edition to the instruments the construction workers played on some of the episodes of Home Improvement. I gotta admit I kept thinking he was gonna break into some Dueling Banjos but he never did.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

I kept thinking he was gonna break into some Dueling Banjos but he never did.

I was waiting for something to happen too, other than "just" the riff. But it's nicely played anyway.

Reminds me of French band Les VRP (The Sales Reps), whose "bass player" used a string along a broomstick stuck in a bucket:



@ 6:36: https://youtu.be/BrLZGikCh3s

[cadaverdog]

Another thing I find humorous is adult musicians playing children's instruments.