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Von Halen

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Better With A Shovel

10-11-2016, 10:32 AM

Than you motherfuckers are with a real guitar!
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10-11-2016, 11:42 AM

Class ..... it's a Korean shovel mind

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10-11-2016, 03:17 PM

She can play that shovel guitar like a pro but she won't be winning any beauty contests in the near future.

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10-11-2016, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by cadaverdog

She can play that shovel guitar like a pro but she won't be winning any beauty contests in the near future.

Would you fuck her?
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10-11-2016, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by Von Halen

Would you fuck her?

Only if the passed the Trump test.

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10-11-2016, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by cadaverdog

Only if the passed the Trump test.

A whore?

I don't think he is...
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10-11-2016, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by cadaverdog

Only if the passed the Trump test.

As long as you wear a sock. Otherwise you're gay, right?

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10-11-2016, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by FORD

As long as you wear a sock. Otherwise you're gay, right?

No. I'm straight whether I'm wearing socks or not.

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10-11-2016, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister

A whore?

I don't think he is...

You don't think he who is a whore? I'm talking about that homely looking chick playing the shovel.

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10-11-2016, 11:37 PM

Have we really got to the point in a fucking Dave Lee Roth site where having long hair makes you female?
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10-11-2016, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister

Have we really got to the point in a fucking Dave Lee Roth site where having long hair makes you female?

Ease up Scotty. The dog was just making a funny. My hair's not quite as long as that young feller but it's getting there.

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10-12-2016, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by cadaverdog

No. I'm straight whether I'm wearing socks or not.

So then why are you so interested in the dude with the shovel?

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10-12-2016, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by FORD

So then why are you so interested in the dude with the shovel?

I never said I was. You asked me if I'd fuck her. I said yes if he passed the Trump test. Never said I wanted to administer the test myself.

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10-12-2016, 05:29 AM

Nice sound! But it seems there are 3 strings missing to get past an intro.

posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.

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10-12-2016, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise

Nice sound! But it seems there are 3 strings missing to get past an intro.

That guitar would have been a good edition to the instruments the construction workers played on some of the episodes of Home Improvement. I gotta admit I kept thinking he was gonna break into some Dueling Banjos but he never did.

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