Dwayne The Rock Johnson Serenades Hillary Clinton

[cadaverdog]

Ha ha.

[Kristy]

You're such a fag, 'faggerslob.

[DONNIEP]

Wrasslin' sucks these days. What we need is an I Quit steel cage match between Hill Dawg and Trump - no rules. Kinda like the match between Magnum TA and Tully Blanchard. Man that was a great match. Maybe one of the best ever.

[twonabomber]

But they're bringing back Goldberg!

[DONNIEP]

But they're bringing back Goldberg!

I barely even know who that is because I hate yankee wrasslin!

[DONNIEP]

Oh yeah, and Eric Clapton sucks too. The only half way cool thing he ever did was this commercial and I don't even drink Michelob:

Seriously, who even drinks Michelob? I've never even tasted the stuff. Maybe it's good, who knows. I refuse to drink that Ultra crap they sell though. Who drinks beer out of a ten ounce can?? Even fags call those beers gay!

[FORD]

But they're bringing back Goldberg!

Ironically, I think you can blame the sitcom "The Goldbergs" for that. He has nothing to do with the show, but he was mentioned in one of the epsidodes last season with the two teenage boy characters (show is set in the 80s) being somewhat fascinated that a pro-wrestler shared their name.

[FORD]

Oh yeah, and Eric Clapton sucks too. The only half way cool thing he ever did was this commercial and I don't even drink Michelob:

Seriously, who even drinks Michelob? I've never even tasted the stuff. Maybe it's good, who knows. I refuse to drink that Ultra crap they sell though. Who drinks beer out of a ten ounce can?? Even fags call those beers gay!

I tried Ultra once when I was on a low carb diet. One taste was all I needed to know that some carbs just ain't worth giving up. Immediately bought some real beer to wash the foul taste out of my mouth.

As for regular old Michelob.... if I had to drink a domestic mass-produced swill beer, I'd take a Michelob over the typical Bud/Miller/Coors pisswater. Even though it's made by Anheuser Busch, it is slightly better than Buttweiper.

[twonabomber]

Ironically, I think you can blame the sitcom "The Goldbergs" for that. He has nothing to do with the show, but he was mentioned in one of the epsidodes last season with the two teenage boy characters (show is set in the 80s) being somewhat fascinated that a pro-wrestler shared their name.

Never watched that show.

Deadspin or The Ringer ran a story on Goldberg going back and I scrolled past but the headline mentioned the return.

[cadaverdog]

Seriously, who even drinks Michelob? I've never even tasted the stuff. Maybe it's good, who knows. I refuse to drink that Ultra crap they sell though. Who drinks beer out of a ten ounce can?? Even fags call those beers gay!

I used to drink a lot of Michelob in a bottle just because of the pulling up the label game. It's drinkable from a glass bottle if it's cold but tastes horrible from an aluminum can at any temperature. Never tried Ultra. As far as ten ounce cans go I've bought a case or two by accident. Thought I was getting a bargain on 12 ounce cans until I got home. 10 ounce cans work well for playing quarters. Better than drinking out of a glass a bunch of other people drank out of with a filthy coin in it.

[Kristy]

You homos all suck. JAKE OWEN is America's last hope

Because nothing says America like driving a German car.

[twonabomber]

Or like leasing a Datsun.

[cadaverdog]

Ironically, I think you can blame the sitcom "The Goldbergs" for that.

Not really. They've been talking about Goldberg making a comeback for years but now they need a big guy that can match up with Brock Lesnar because he's already proven he can beat anyone on the current WWE roster with one arm tied behind his back. I hope Goldberg beats the piss out of Lesnar but that depends on whether or not Vince McMahon brought back Goldberg to humiliate him or see if he can still put asses in seats.

[Kristy]

Or like leasing a Datsun.

Awww, is the poor of Cleveland now upgrading to Datsuns?

[cadaverdog]

Because nothing says America like driving a German car.

That might depend on whether you celebrate 4:20 by smoking a joint or raising your right arm at a 45 degree angle upwards with your hands and fingers in line with your arm.