We didn't have a Rogue One thread?

[FORD]

And woody now being hans mentor in the Han Solo episode has me a little more interested

Woody is in the movie? Are they using a CGI version of him from the 70s too? Because he looks older than Yoda now......

[vandeleur]

I thought that harrelson was implied

[vandeleur]

Although buzz was probably more fitting

[Seshmeister]

The return of the Jedi clip of Princess Leia saying run away and hide Luke. Makes me think that is why he is on a fucking shit hole in Scotland.

That wasn't a shit hole in Scotland, it was a small bleak island in Ireland.

If you want to see a shit hole in Scotland I'm sure there will be a few in the new Trainspotting movie...

[vandeleur]

Shit you are right , Edinburgh is lovely

[Seshmeister]

I'm pretty sure that it will turn out that Luke has moved to there for tax reasons.

The title 'The Last Jedi' reflects him having to give up his powers when on the advice of Bono he moves his lightsaber off shore to a tax haven in Bermuda via a small holding company in Belgium.

[twonabomber]

So many ways this could go.

Maybe Luke put himself into exile after Kylo Ren slaughtered the rest of the Jedi in training.

"Jedi" could be singular or plural. Luke is the last Jedi, or Rey will be. Or Rey tries to convince a reluctant Luke to train her, and he refuses.

Still haven't seen many spoilers, and not really looking too hard this time.

[FORD]

I'm pretty sure that it will turn out that Luke has moved to there for tax reasons.

The title 'The Last Jedi' reflects him having to give up his powers when on the advice of Bono he moves his lightsaber off shore to a tax haven in Bermuda via a small holding company in Belgium.

He would just move to the US where religions are tax exempt. He would just have to be careful and not start any Jedi Universities or cable TV networks like Pat Robertson did, and he could keep all that Jedi money.

[Nitro Express]

Also what happens when porn movie technology catches up with Star Wars movie technology in a couple of years?

We get to see anyone fuck anyone?

Star Whores

[Nickdfresh]

Darth Maul as Supreme Leader Snoke? It's More Likely Than You Think
February 23, 2017 by RYAN ROSCHKE

Going into all the madness surrounding Star Wars: The Last Jedi, we've got quite a few mysteries to figure out. Not only are we trying to unpack the meaning of "the last Jedi" and uncover the identity of Rey's parents, but we've also got one big question to answer on the dark side: who the hell is Supreme Leader Snoke? We came up with a few theories of our own, but we couldn't help but notice the kind of fodder elsewhere on the internet. That's when we happened upon one truly crazy theory: that Snoke is actually a villain we've seen before — Darth Maul. Let's go over how it could prove true.

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[twonabomber]

Based on some of the foreign The Last Jedi posters, Jedi is plural.

Darth Maul as Supreme Leader Snoke? It's More Likely Than You Think

Darth Maul was short. Snoke appears to be taller. The "Force witch" thing seems far-fetched.

[Seshmeister]

Like fish.

Or shrimp or cod or haddock or trout.

It's strange that most words which are the same singular and plural are fish related, what does this mean? Are Jedi aquatic in some way?

[vandeleur]

Whatever happens snoke is a sheeeet name for a baddy

[vandeleur]

The big scar on snokes forehead point to snoke being the storm trooper in starwars who hits his head on the door frame and never got over the embarrassment

[Kristy]

Did you know that the Jedi origins started with Jed Clampett?


Fucker had zero manners

100% TRUE. You see the Jedi cult were really a bunch of white trash Texas millionaires who did not know how to use forks. So someone said "Use the fork" which somehow morphed into "force" over the years. The whole god damn retarded fucking Star Snores movie franchise is loosely based on common table etiquette.