FOR IMMEDIATE FUCKING RELEASE
June 16, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
THE ROTH ARMY PRESENTS:
CARMINE RAGUZZA'S JUNE GIVEAWAY
WIN FREE TICKETS AND A HOTEL ROOM TO SEE DAVID LEE ROTH FOR THE JUNE 23 SHOW IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE
The Roth Army keeps on giving, as stalwart Roth Army Member Carmine Raguzza is giving away not only 2 tickets to Roth's June 23rd performance at the Kahuna Summer Stage in Wilmington, Delaware, but he's also tossing in a hotel room for the night at THE SPENCER HOTEL.
How is this happening you might ask? No, you don't have to blow Carmine. No, you don't have to know how many M&M's were taken out of each bowl during the Fair Warning tour. No, you don't have to purchase Iraqi whores with hair around their nipples for SARGE (although he certainly would appreciate it. You simply have to post here, why your ass deserves the tickets more than some other poor ass schmuck who wants them! No, not that complicated, even for those idiots out there.
Carmine has stated that the giveaway winner will be selected by NOON ET on Tuesday, June 21, so make sure you get your reason why in by then. Do it fucking soon, or lose out on your chance for a free show...free room...meeting with 20-25 members of the Roth Army...and who the fuck else knows what may happen. You just never know when a Nairobian stripper, or 20 runaway midget hookers may show up!
Special Thanks goes out to the Roth Army 'Headbanger's Ball' Supervisor, Carmine Raguzza for setting up the First Annual Roth Army "Get Together", as well as this fantastic opportunity to see DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH For Free! Props to Carmine....
TWO last notes...
1. If you are under the age of 21...you are NOT eligible. DON'T SIGN UP...If we find out the winner IS under the age of 21...you won't get the tickets at the pickup point...so don't bother trying...
2. If you can't make it to the fucking show...don't sign the fuck up...
If you want to win this contest, Post WHY YOU SHOULD WIN HERE! The winner will be contacted, well, when Carmine fucking contacts you!
Threads of importance:
*****Win your free tickets here!
*****Find out about the Roth Army Get-Together HERE!
-event sponsored by our very own Carmine Raguzza for THE ROTH ARMY!
BREASTS!
FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD WEBMASTERS!
!!!!!COMING SOON!!!!!!
1. REVIEWS OF THE ROTH TOUR WITH EXCLUSIVE PICTURES
2. THE WINNER OF CARMINE'S GIVEAWAY
3. A REVIEW OF THE ROTH ARMY "GET TOGETHER," SPONSORED BY THE BIG RAGU (not to be cuntfused with Ragu tomato sauce, in which none of this is affiliated with)
4. Mez and POJO's take on the summer tour
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