FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 06, 2004

Real Van Halen Fans Have Had Enough!
"A Call To Arms!"
(A.P.) Hell, Mich. - Roth Army World Headquarters


Real Van Halen fans have had enough!

Van Hagar Can Eat Our Ass!In 1996, 2000 and 2002 we were teased with the possible return of the greatest front man ever: Diamond David Lee Roth! We waited patiently for the new songs that would follow Me Wise Magic and Can't Get This Stuff No More and all we got was silence, speculation and an amazing amount of indifference from the Van Halen brothers. Not a nice way to treat the very people that made these 2 drunks multi-millionaires.

In 2004 the word leaked out: Sammy "The Scam" Hagar was back in the fold. While trailer park protein gobblers and mullet sporting gas station attendants celebrated, real Van Halen fans cringed.

We have finally had enough! Enough of Van Hagar brand fecal syrup rock. Enough of a 57 year old, bloated tequila salesman parading around in Jimmy Buffett wear. Enough of classic Van Halen standards like Unchained and Jump butchered by a hack who hates singing anything from the DLR era live. Enough of crappy, cliche lyrics that make a conversation with Mike Tyson seem deep. Enough of a guy who just sings for his supper and approaches entertaining like a paint by number tool.
Real Van Halen fans will not support this trash!

We'd like to ask all fans of the David Lee Roth era Van Halen to help us stop the musical madness. For more information on what to do, click on the link below:
http://www.rotharmy.com/RothArmyFlyer.doc
Pow!
Print off the above listed flyer and litter your favorite sporting event or bar.
If Van Halen comes to your area give a few thousand cars a good ROTH ARMY Welcome by posting these on every window.

We need some exposure on this campaign and we are asking for your help.
We have made it really easy for you to contribute.
The only way that the word will get out to the general public is to let your local radio station know about this campaign. To contact your radio station, or any radio station of your choice click the link below.
http://www.radio-locator.com/
Here is something you can read over the air to the DJ.
http://www.rotharmy.com/radio_intro.txt


Now fall in, take charge and make a difference. You've been recruited into the Roth Army and it's about time... to kick Van Hagar squarely in the 5150 oysters!

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