When IKEA Goes To War

[Kristy]

Meet Ingra. An international supermodel and sniper marksman. Hot or what?


Her story here:
http://www.vox.com/world/2017/3/3/14...ription-russia

Appears right now that a war with Russian will happen sometime this summer. NO QUESTION. So last Thursday, with all of its Trump researched and thoroughly thought out terrorism the government of Sweden announced plans to reintroduce the draft. Yes, next to IKEA, this Scandinavian country with a population of around 10 million that has not been directly involved in any military conflict for over two centuries, is gearing up for war against Russia. Fuck-The-What-FuckThe-Fuck-What. Or what?

Anyway, the capitalist Swede government were unambiguous that recruits should be prepared to fight Russia. “The Russian illegal annexation of Crimea [in 2014], the conflict in Ukraine, and the increased military activity in our neighborhood are some of the reasons” What gets me is that I always thought the Trump administration would reinstall conscription you know, as a way to end America's welfare system.

So I guess all citizens born between 1999 and 2000 male and female will be conscripted next year. Of the 100,000 Swedes that fall in this category, 13,000 will be ordered to receive a physical examination, and 4,000 young men and women will then have to begin an eleven-month military service on July 1.

Welcome to the New World Order, everybody. It's coming to a town near you.

[Seshmeister]

Idiotic post.

You link to a post which explains why Sweden feels they have to do this and then post a load of irrelevant garbage.

I hate to remind you of your college failure again in 'Militant women psychology studies' or whatever it was but -

D - Must try harder...

[Kristy]

Slave SESH you have not been your usual asshole self-centered self recently. Straw-clutching, responding to my post, demonstrating concern...

I can only surmise you are going through some deep-rooted family problems right now.



That, or you have cancer.

[Nickdfresh]

Slave SESH you have not been your usual asshole self-centered self recently. Straw-clutching, responding to my post, demonstrating concern...

I can only surmise you are going through some deep-rooted family problems right now.



That, or you have cancer.

Did they actually give you a fucking degree?

You should have saved money and become a beautician...

[DONNIEP]

I like tacos

[Nitro Express]

I like tacos

Yeah but that Swedish sniper would shoot your ass if you dumped any hot sauce on her taco.

[Seshmeister]

Did they actually give you a fucking degree?

You should have saved money and become a beautician...

[DONNIEP]

Sweden should draft up a bunch of those super peaceful refyougeez they've been importing.

[vandeleur]

Sweden should draft up a bunch of those super peaceful refyougeez they've been importing.

Racisht

[vandeleur]

It's weird if I wanted to get a message to the Russians I would pass it to one of trumps staff

[DONNIEP]

Racisht

Me??

[Kristy]

The problem with this thread according to slave SESH is that I failed his white, racist, entitled, male, worthless life in some way. Not surprising when he refuses to acknowledge his sexist hypocrisy. He's an embittered, cantankerous, Scottish/Euro-trash asshole with a severe identity complex. Now he has cancer which is also not surprising. Karma has now caught up with the slave and I say it's about time.

[Kristy]

qikgts = NSA operative/spy

[DONNIEP]

The problem with this thread according to slave SESH is that I failed his white, racist, entitled, male, worthless life in some way. Not surprising when he refuses to acknowledge his sexist hypocrisy. He's an embittered, cantankerous, Scottish/Euro-trash asshole with a severe identity complex. Now he has cancer which is also not surprising. Karma has now caught up with the slave and I say it's about time.

Post more pictures of that hot chick!

[Kristy]

She's been drafted Donnie.

[vandeleur]

I can't see an Adam's apple , is it the gun that does it for you ?

[Kristy]

You were severely beat a lot by your drunk father, weren't you?

[vandeleur]

You were severely beat a lot by your drunk father, weren't you?

Abracadabra... you wet yet

[Kristy]

So what really happened? Did he come home @2:00am from the pub and go into your room? Did he put his hand around your filthy limey mouth and told you to be quiet as he stuck his limey cock into your limey ass? Did he tell you that this was normal and yet you had quite the fucked up childhood that the only way you can communicate with society is by shitty sci-fi movies?

[vandeleur]

So what really happened? Did he come home @2:00am from the pub and go into your room? Did he put his hand around your filthy limey mouth and told you to be quiet as he stuck his limey cock into your limey ass? Did he tell you that this was normal and yet you had quite the fucked up childhood that the only way you can communicate with society is by shitty sci-fi movies?

Wow you recalled that off by memory ..... sounds like your sort of Friday night.

Open sesame ...... ring any bells

[Kristy]

It's okay, limey. No need to deflect. We're here for you.

[vandeleur]

It's okay, limey. No need to deflect. We're here for you.

Thank you , I do have a couple of questions . Is it dangerous to keep it tucked between your thighs for so long ,

[Kristy]

I don't know. Ask your father @2:00am

[DONNIEP]

I don't know. Ask your father @2:00am

And Round One goes to Kristy!

[vandeleur]

I don't know. Ask your father @2:00am

What was your magic assistant stage name ?? Annie depressant??

[vandeleur]

And Round One goes to Kristy!

You would support a lady with an Adam's apple .
Actually that was her stage name Adam sapple

[DONNIEP]

I can't see an Adam's apple , is it the gun that does it for you ?

That's racist! Or transislamohomophobic. Or whatever.

Anyway, Vandy, you will be happy to know I went and saw a super hero movie yesterday. I didn't know it was a super hero movie until I got home and decided to find out why David Addison was in the last scene. The movie was good right up until the bad guy became a super villain who is apparently impervious to knives and buckshot. That kinda ruined it for me but the main chick in it was hot and she cried a bunch so I liked that.

[vandeleur]

So this is a fucking quiz now ????? And the movie title was split ??
Fuck you're hard work without a man servant

[Kristy]

I'm just saying what happens between you and your father should stay between you and your father

[DONNIEP]

So this is a fucking quiz now ????? And the movie title was split ??
Fuck you're hard work without a man servant

I knew you'd figure it out

[vandeleur]

I'm just saying what happens between you and your father should stay between you and your father

Madam sapple ..... hahahaha

[Nickdfresh]

She's been drafted Donnie.

No, she hasn't. Conscription doesn't begin for at least a year or so, and will be very limited...

[DONNIEP]

No, she hasn't. Conscription doesn't begin for at least a year or so, and will be very limited...

Well hopefully they'll only draft the ugly women.

[FORD]

Does Sweden HAVE any ugly women? Granted, I've never been there, but I have yet to see a picture of a Swedish chick who was hideous.

[DONNIEP]

Does Sweden HAVE any ugly women? Granted, I've never been there, but I have yet to see a picture of a Swedish chick who was hideous.

Yeah, they imported a buncha ugly ones recently.

Don't have a cow, Vandy. It was just a joke. I know you're all pro Moozlim and stuff - you kinda have to be, living in Englandistan and all

[vandeleur]

Yeah, they imported a buncha ugly ones recently.

Don't have a cow, Vandy. It was just a joke. I know you're all pro Moozlim and stuff - you kinda have to be, living in Englandistan and all

That's fords post ya pissed up yanker

[DONNIEP]

That's fords post ya pissed up yanker

Yes I know that, lol. But I figured I better include you in it so your people know I was just joking. Not that it matters, seeing as how they get all bent out of shape over cartoons and stuff. Really, why the hell are they all so angry all the time? You should introduce them to beer. Anyway, what were we talking about?

[Kristy]

No, she hasn't. Conscription doesn't begin for at least a year or so, and will be very limited...

It was a rhetorical answer, dumbass.

[vandeleur]

Yes I know that, lol. But I figured I better include you in it so your people know I was just joking. Not that it matters, seeing as how they get all bent out of shape over cartoons and stuff. Really, why the hell are they all so angry all the time? You should introduce them to beer. Anyway, what were we talking about?

Am In the pub there arnt any here

[Seshmeister]

It's just occurred to me that the IRA used to blow up pubs all the time yet islamist terrorists don't.

This really makes no sense at all especially on the 'friendly fire' front.