When IKEA Goes To War

[FORD]

It's just occurred to me that the IRA used to blow up pubs all the time yet islamist terrorists don't.

This really makes no sense at all especially on the 'friendly fire' front.

Perhaps the pubs couldn't pour a proper pint of Guinness and it pissed them off?

[vandeleur]

Perhaps the pubs couldn't pour a proper pint of Guinness and it pissed them off?

I was drinking black velvet so you're half right

[Kristy]

I'm hurt.

[Nickdfresh]

I'm hurt.

Don't be. You'd of made a great beautician!

[qikgts]

Kristy = prevaricating imbecilic strumpet/habitué

[Kristy]

Don't be. You'd of made a great beautician!

No, I'm hurt that you cretin retards are upset over a job I quit years ago

You all really need to get lives.

[Nitro Express]

I was drinking black velvet so you're half right

That's some nasty whiskey. I loved the sexy women on the Black Velvet billboards when I was a kid but BV is a pretty vile drink.

[Nitro Express]

It's weird if I wanted to get a message to the Russians I would pass it to one of trumps staff

Pass it to any member of the US Congress. Everyone is meeting the Russians. The Russian ambassador has been everywhere.

[vandeleur]

No, I'm hurt that you cretin retards are upset over a job I quit years ago

You all really need to get lives.

Ta da

[vandeleur]

That's some nasty whiskey. I loved the sexy women on the Black Velvet billboards when I was a kid but BV is a pretty vile drink.

Sorry bud I meant a pint of half cider ,half Guinness, poor mans black velvet really ,the Irish at race courses drink it champagne and Guinness

[Nickdfresh]

No, I'm hurt that you cretin retards are upset over a job I quit years ago

You all really need to get lives.

You worked at Ikea?

[twonabomber]

Failed Ikea worker

[Nitro Express]

Sorry bud I meant a pint of half cider ,half Guinness, poor mans black velvet really ,the Irish at race courses drink it champagne and Guinness

Sounds better than that vile Canadian whiskey called Black Velvet. You could drink your after shave lotion and it would taste better than that stuff.

[Nitro Express]

Failed Ikea worker

I never set a foot in a IKEA store but tacky seems to be what most people tag on that brand name. Well my nephew in Abu Dahbi said he furnished his whole apartment there with IKEA stuff because the price is right.

[twonabomber]

I never set a foot in a IKEA store but tacky seems to be what most people tag on that brand name. Well my nephew in Abu Dahbi said he furnished his whole apartment there with IKEA stuff because the price is right.

Pressboard garbage.

Oh, and horsemeat meatballs.

[Nitro Express]

Pressboard garbage.

Oh, and horsemeat meatballs.

So some Swede just sells the same shit most bargain big box stores do and the shit probably is made in China and not Sweden. So basically it sounds like a Walmart with a Swedish name. The meatballs are probably the idiots who shop there.

[twonabomber]

Never been to an Ikea. Closest ones are Pittsburgh and Columbus.

I see pics of their stuff, and figure I could make something similar out of better raw materials. So that's what I do.

I hear they have in-store cafes and the meatballs are popular. Not planning on trying them out any time soon.

[vandeleur]

We have one near us , it's canny I suppose . It does what it says on the tin "shit stuff, that will fall to bits" and if that's what you need at the time it's great ,totally serves a purpose .
But when you leave university or get a job you want better stuff.
Haha age is making me a snob

[Nitro Express]

Kind of like inflatable furniture. Cheap. Easy to move. If you get lonely you can have an inflatable lover or even a whole harem of them. You can be the sheik of the inflatable world.

[Nitro Express]

My pet peeve on furniture is even the expensive stuff is shit.

[Nitro Express]

Never been to an Ikea. Closest ones are Pittsburgh and Columbus.

I see pics of their stuff, and figure I could make something similar out of better raw materials. So that's what I do.

I hear they have in-store cafes and the meatballs are popular. Not planning on trying them out any time soon.

Well if you have some wood working ability and the right tools and the time you can make better stuff than you can buy.

[twonabomber]

But when you leave university or get a job you want better stuff.
Haha age is making me a snob

Quality furniture won't fall apart in a year.

I've got a couple pieces that have been in the family forever. They've been reupholstered a couple times, and will still be solid enough to be re-done a couple more times. I don't have kids or animals to add wear and tear, either.

Well if you have some wood working ability and the right tools and the time you can make better stuff than you can buy.

I've made a desk and some built-in bookshelves. Going to try cabinets next.

[Nitro Express]

Yeah that hardwood framed, dove tailed joint furniture lasts. I have a wardrobe that's been in my mom's family since the 1860's. Amazing what they could do with hand planes, lathes and saws in those days. What's cool is it's made to separate into sections so it can be moved in a wagon bed. It's a big huge thing and you would never know it's that old. It's been taken care of.

[Kristy]

Pressboard garbage.

Oh, and horsemeat meatballs.

Dude, talk about your shitty e Bay rehash failed musician instrument shit and tiny dick elsewhere.

[vandeleur]

Kristoph what's the verdict on ikea , what it like to saw through when you're inside a cabinet at work ?

[Kristy]

At least the limey is trying to be original here.

[twonabomber]

Dude, talk about your shitty e Bay rehash failed musician instrument shit and tiny dick elsewhere.

Why hello there, failed sex worker and Arapahoe Community College dropout.

[Kristy]

Whereas the poor Cleveland retard does not.

[twonabomber]

Kristoph what's the verdict on ikea , what it like to saw through when you're inside a cabinet at work ?

Failed.

Kristy claimed that she could pull a rabbit out of her pants. All that came out were crabs.