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    Colon Crappyprick Finally Got A New Team

    BREAKING: ISIS Signs Free Agent QB Colin Kaepernick To 1-Year Deal
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    MOSUL, SYRIA – After a period of time where it appeared Colin Kaepernick may be out of a job for quite some time, he’s finally found a home.

    According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, ISIS has decided to sign the former 49ers quarterback to a one-year deal worth in upwards of $7 million.

    Kaepernick opted out of his contract with San Francisco weeks ago, and hadn’t garnered much interest even with numerous teams in need of veteran quarterbacks, until now of course.

    “الأَبْجَدِيَّة العَرَبِيَّة‎‎الأَبْجَدِيَّة الالأَبْجَدِيَّة العَرَبِيَّة‎‎ يَّة‎‎ ” said ISIS GM Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

    “We think he can be a strong asset for us, a translator said. “He’s not very accurate, but with bombs and grenades, that isn’t the most important of attributes.”

    “He is quite explosive though,” he added. “At only 7 million, he’s a real bang for your buck.”
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    He's still unsigned, even ISIS doesn't want him. Apparently, NFL teams actually don't give much of a fuck about his National Anthem shenanigans but his diet is what is keeping him out of the league. Apparently he's gone full vegan and teams think that that doesn't work with the grueling NFL punishment on the body...
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    Get your new Kaepernick jersey, FORD!

    Free-agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick is reportedly scheduled to work out for the Seattle Seahawks on Wednesday.

    According to NFL Network's Ian Rapoport, the Seahawks plan to work out multiple signal-callers, and Kaepernick is expected to be among them. Rapoport later added that Kaepernick flew to Seattle on Tuesday night.

    NFL Network's Michael Silver first reported on May 15 that Seahawks general manager John Schneider had reached out to Kaepernick's agent.

    Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll later confirmed on 710 ESPN Seattle's Brock and Salk show (h/t ESPN.com's Sheil Kapadia), that Kaepernick and Robert Griffin III were among the quarterbacks the team was keeping tabs on: "We're looking at everybody. We really are. We've been tracking everything that's going on, and we've got cap and roster issues and stuff like that that we're still trying to manage properly. But quite frankly, yes, we are looking at all those guys."

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...in-free-agency
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    Goddamn it, what the fuck are they thinking? History proves that Crappyprick can't win a game in CenturyLink

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    Wow. You're misogynist and racist. master Bernie must be so proud of his cultural offspring these days.
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    Yeah, I'm so goddamned "racist" that I didn't even know what "race" Crappyprick was, until he made a point of exploiting it to get mediawhore attention last season.

    Go sniff Elway's jockstrap, you cunt.

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