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    Katy Perry is ruled by SATAN!!

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    Yeah, this song is pure Luciferian hellfire, ain't it??



    maybe if you play it backwards, she sings about SATAN?

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    Katy dedicating a song to Beelzebub on the Satanic Broadcasting Network.....


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    Ruled by Satan?

    Really?

    That's a pretty lame representation of what Satan must have to stoop to these days.

    I mean, to go from Robert Johnson at the Crossroads to...a barely literate, high school dropout who sings off-key and makes formulaic pop music for 13 year old post-Millennial girls?

    Surely, Satan can aim higher than that...unless he has already reached his apotheosis with Trump...
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Ghey.

    Although she does play geetur better than most of your failed losers.

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    Well, she's no C.C. Deville, that's for sure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    Well, she's no C.C. Deville, that's for sure...
    But still better than Kirk Hammett
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    But still better than Kirk Hammett
    Ugh.

    Honestly, based on that clip above, I'd sooner listen to Katy Hudson/Perry play than Kirk Hammett and yet another one of his "wheedly-wheedly-wheedly-weeeee!" guitar solo wankings.

    Chuck him out and I'd still be fine with Metallica as a three-piece.

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    She could play dueling banjos with Mick Mars while doing a handstand, lapping him, and having sparklers stuck in her ass and still come up with a better solo...
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