Katy Perry is ruled by SATAN!!

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    Katy Perry is ruled by SATAN!!

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    Yeah, this song is pure Luciferian hellfire, ain't it??



    maybe if you play it backwards, she sings about SATAN?
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58754

      #3
      Katy dedicating a song to Beelzebub on the Satanic Broadcasting Network.....

      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Terry
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 11953

        #4
        Ruled by Satan?

        Really?

        That's a pretty lame representation of what Satan must have to stoop to these days.

        I mean, to go from Robert Johnson at the Crossroads to...a barely literate, high school dropout who sings off-key and makes formulaic pop music for 13 year old post-Millennial girls?

        Surely, Satan can aim higher than that...unless he has already reached his apotheosis with Trump...
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16337

          #5
          Ghey.

          Although she does play geetur better than most of your failed losers.

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          • Terry
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 11953

            #6
            Well, she's no C.C. Deville, that's for sure...
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • vandeleur
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Sep 2009
              • 9865

              #7
              Originally posted by Terry
              Well, she's no C.C. Deville, that's for sure...
              But still better than Kirk Hammett
              fuck your fucking framing

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              • Terry
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 11953

                #8
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                But still better than Kirk Hammett
                Ugh.

                Honestly, based on that clip above, I'd sooner listen to Katy Hudson/Perry play than Kirk Hammett and yet another one of his "wheedly-wheedly-wheedly-weeeee!" guitar solo wankings.

                Chuck him out and I'd still be fine with Metallica as a three-piece.
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49136

                  #9
                  She could play dueling banjos with Mick Mars while doing a handstand, lapping him, and having sparklers stuck in her ass and still come up with a better solo...
                  Last edited by Nickdfresh; 04-17-2017, 12:46 AM.

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