Happy B-Day Mr Alex Van Halen

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  • diamondclaudio
    Roadie
    • Jan 2004
    • 194

    Happy B-Day Mr Alex Van Halen

    To the heartbeat of the greatest band in the world and the msn who ll bring Mike back!!! Happy fucking birthday!!!
  • Terry
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 11956

    #2
    To the little drummer boy who was lucky enough to be the brother of one of the world's greatest rock guitarists, drunk enough not to notice his lead singer 1) fucked his wife 2) then quit the band 3) and was replaced by a 3rd rate rock star wannabe, who eventually got sober and stood by his guitar god brother every step of the way as he drove the band into a ditch for a decade: thanks for the first 6 Van Halen albums. Tell your nephew to get Mike Anthony back. Otherwise, go piss up a rope, you useless, neck-braced, cuckolded fuck stick.

    Btw, all the best on your birthday.

    Love,
    Myself.
    Last edited by Terry; 05-08-2017, 05:23 PM. Reason: My pussy hurts
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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