After watching that fuck-awful of an excuse of an election in the UK AMERICANS know how to do it right. And since we are stuck with two major corporate-whore sell-out parties it's time to start making predictions for 2020.

Democrat: Kirsten Gillibrand



Why you might ask? Because she is straight on capitalist bitch with a "fucking" spine, that's why. Whereas, you know, slave FORD's senile old man and master Bernie is a god damn joke. Plus, Gillibrand here won't play the retarded pseudo-left identity politic woman card like clueless Hillary did.


Rethuglicons: It's anyone's guess at this stage. Trump will either be removed or resign and Pence will fuck up what civil rights America has left. I'm going for Barney the purple dinosaur myself. Rethuglicons seem to like color in their candidates.