Kirsten Gillibrand For Pressie in 2020

[Kristy]

After watching that fuck-awful of an excuse of an election in the UK AMERICANS know how to do it right. And since we are stuck with two major corporate-whore sell-out parties it's time to start making predictions for 2020.

Democrat: Kirsten Gillibrand



Why you might ask? Because she is straight on capitalist bitch with a "fucking" spine, that's why. Whereas, you know, slave FORD's senile old man and master Bernie is a god damn joke. Plus, Gillibrand here won't play the retarded pseudo-left identity politic woman card like clueless Hillary did.


Rethuglicons: It's anyone's guess at this stage. Trump will either be removed or resign and Pence will fuck up what civil rights America has left. I'm going for Barney the purple dinosaur myself. Rethuglicons seem to like color in their candidates.

[FORD]

Gilibrand is literally Hillary 2.0. She was given her Senate seat entirely for that purpose. Fuck her. And fuck that Gold Mansacks shill Borey Crooker twice as hard.

[Kristy]

No, no, no. Fuck you.


Gilibrand is Ivy educated, defended Philip Morris, and drops the fuck bomb like you receive welfare checks. Your old man is senile, stupid and really needs to up and fucking retire.

[FORD]

Defended Phillip Morris?? Yeah, now there's something for a "Democratic" candidate to brag about (but then the tobacco death merchants came in just behind the Koch Brothers & the Wall Street Whores in the list of DLC funders, if I remember correctly)

[Kristy]

So..? I did state she was a capitalist just like your master Bernie. Speaking of which, you Bernie brats need to go the fuck away in 2020. Before you fuck this election up, too.

[FORD]

If you want 12 years of Race Bannon in the White House, keep pushing Goldwater Republicans as "Democratic" candidates.

[Kristy]

Suck it, slave FORD you Bernie brats are a god damn disgrace to America.

[FORD]

[Kristy]

"Talk to the hand, all your Bernie brat parasites. Fuck you and your bullshit philosophy of "good" while subscribing to some reincarnation of Hegelian school of thought. Time for you to all get lost."

[FORD]

Translation: Fuck Democracy and everything that saved America from both foreign AND domestic fascists from 1932 - 1980. Let's just be "kinder, gentler" Republicans instead. Except the Republicans are now full on John Bircher fascists, so we don't even need to keep up that pretense anymore.

[Kristy]

Translation to the translation: "Give the Rethuglicons more power in 2020 with this senile fake-leftist, who populates the DNC echo chambers like Truthout. Listen to his long-winded speeches that lead the gullible Millennial shitheads to believe that he has something important to say as he herds the wayward Democrats back to the Clintons and their neoliberal agenda(s)."

[FORD]

If you oppose the Clintons and their neo-liberal agenda, then why are you shilling for the Hillcuntclone?

[Kristy]

Nice try, Bernie brat. Gillibrand is a mere capitalist - just like your master Bernie. Diffy being the DNP can actually win with Gillibrand.

[FORD]

Right... just like they could win with Her Royal Majesty of the Weathervanes

[FORD]

So this is why you're so impressed with Hillary Jr? Because she managed to say "FUCK" in public? Oh.. how "suburban" of you, slave Kristy....