Kirsten Gillibrand For Pressie in 2020

[Kristy]

No. I told you, because she has a god damn spine. Unlike your senile master.

[Kristy]

Right... just like they could win with Her Royal Majesty of the Weathervanes

Whereas your master Bernie co-opts words like "revolution" when he knows too well that what he offers is nothing but. master Bernie's bullshit altruistic political positions are a self-serving scaffold to support his lifelong membership into a corrupt and decadent class of political elites just like Hillary. There is zero difference between them.

Now shut up and self-ban for 20 years.

[FORD]

No. I told you, because she has a god damn spine. Unlike your senile master.

yeah.... she's got as much "spine" as Borey Crooker and the rest of the "new improved" Turd Way made for the mediawhores candidates...

[Kristy]

Let the record state ladies and gentlemen this is what the Bernie brats do when confronted with reality. They sulk and cry like the children they are.

[FORD]

Uh no, that would be the Hillbots.....

[Kristy]

Bottom-feeding in order to save your shitty argument, slave FORD?

[Kristy]

Smell the Bernie musk


Smells like a bunch of spoiled, clueless brats

[dazzlindino]

...looks like she sucked jewish dick to get the "capitalist spine"....ghey...

[Terry]

Gilibrand is literally Hillary 2.0. She was given her Senate seat entirely for that purpose. Fuck her. And fuck that Gold Mansacks shill Borey Crooker twice as hard.

Neither of them are particularly impressive.

Booker comes across to me as more of a self-promoted media concoction than anything approaching a serious-minded, results-oriented person.

Newark was a shithole before he became Mayor, and has remained a shithole with virtually zero improvement. I guess to his credit Booker wasn't afraid to try different things to solve the rampant crime and unemployment that are staples of Newark, but by any measure Newark is just as bad as it was when he became Mayor. His Senate career has been equally unimpressive. All of which, to me, begs the question as to why his name is always brought up in lists of potential presidential candidates: unlike Trump in 2016, Booker DOES have a political record and career to run on...and it's not anything great to launch a campaign off of.

[Kristy]

It's official now so go fuck yourselves, Bernie brat(s).

[FORD]

I will call her..... Mini-Me


Not a fucking chance in Hell.....

1) Shill for Phillip Morris tobacco
2) Blue Dog "democrat" (that's worse than a run of the mill DINO, it's the most right wing you can go and still get away with using the name "Democrat")
3) As pictured above, she's Queen Weathervane's designated replacement.

And MiniMe isn't even getting any love from the PUMA cult over at Hillary Underground.... because she jumped on the FAUX Noize bandwagon to fuck over Al Franken. Those DLC interns hate her for that even more than I do!

She'll be out by Iowa. If Biden is dumb enough to get in the race, it will be a competition between those two to see who comes in LAST.

[FORD]

And furthermore, Kristy predicted....

Plus, Gillibrand here won't play the retarded pseudo-left identity politic woman card like clueless Hillary did.

...yet Mini-Me reportedly tells Stephen Colbert that GENDER ISSUES are her primary reason for getting in the race.

[Kristy]

Awwwww, is the Bernie brat gonna cry?


This is only the beginning, you Bernie slave artard. There are some three dozen Democrats stewing their millionaire brains over their own presidential campaigns, including as many as 10 senators, four governors, four members of the House, four mayors or former mayors. Then there is backpedal billionaire Bloomberg and his counter dick-sucker Steyer. Oh, and don't forget ol' bullshit Joe and that douchesnot is considered to be the front runner.

Yet, nothing but NOTHING is the vigor of the Democratic Party and its sclerotic character then master Bernie, is there, slaves? Yes, a 77 year old entering into the stages of senility is going to save democracy. "Yew bet'cha!" Oh, and let's not forget Warren herself will be 71 on Election Day co-winkie-dinke enough. Yet like all the rest of the millionaire Wall Street rats fuckers I too hear not a god damn word that master Bernie has any significant social reform. Nope. Not a bit.

So why not vote for the young corporate Wall Street whore? At least with the Gilly Girl you know what you're getting unlike master Bernie who is nothing more than a retarded rewashed and repackaged version of Jimmy Carter. Yessssirrre! master Bernie is going to cleanse America of its (Republican) impurities with FREE Starbucks gift cards for every millennial still stupid enough to vote for him. No question Gilly Girl is a fraud, a right-winger in blue suit like master Bernie is. So do stick with your faux outrage Bernie brat. Look where that got you in 2016.

[FORD]

The more establishment Turd Way corporatist phonies climbing into SHAFTA Tommy's clown car, the better. Because all that is going to happen when that clown car rolls into Iowa, is that they will split their votes among the dozen or so of them, and that leaves the Progressive lane wide open for Bernie. Elizabeth Warren is his only real competition.

Tulsi Gabbard? Yeah, she's got her good points, but some really bad ones too, like her love of Hindu Nationalism, and her past as a extreme homophobe (though she has apparently gotten over that) so I don't think she will even get as far as Iowa.

[Kristy]

Yeah, riiiiight. Shame we can dig up the rotting corpse of Bush Sr. and have master Bernie lick his asshole one last time like his did at the first funeral. master Bernie is going nowhere in 2020 except maybe the commute bus with all the other seniors to the grocery store.