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    David Lee Roth People vs. Sammy Hagar People

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    BUT I DIGRESS: David Lee Roth people vs. Sammy Hagar people – the rise and fall of Van Halen

    I’ve decided that whenever I meet a new person, I am going to use one simple, succinct question whose answer will decide whether or not any further discourse with said person will be worth my time.

    This question is a simple, three-word utterance that defines and encapsulates the personality traits of each individual based on their answer, A or B.

    The question is: “Dave, or Sammy?”

    The Dave camp are fun-loving, can take a joke, are self-deprecating, never take themselves too seriously, are infinitely comfortable with who they are, and unaffected by how others perceive them.

    Dave people are rebellious; they speak with wit and wisdom. They’re never precious about their abilities or boastful about their shortcomings.

    Dave people never take themselves or what they do too seriously, while ultimately being serious about what they do.

    Dave people live in the moment; they party like it’s their job, but don’t have to build a resort to do so.

    Dave people set their own style, create their own trends. Dave people don’t follow; they lead.

    Dave people aren’t necessarily virtuosic in their respective fields, but they do it with an earnestness and zeal that virtuosos can’t begin to comprehend, making up for their shortcomings with pure, unadulterated style and soul!

    Like Dave himself, Dave people truly rock ‘n’ roll in the original spirit of rock ‘n’ roll – authority-bucking, category-busting, rebelliously fervent with a total disregard for complacency and an absolute disdain the status quo and a cavalier attitude regarding their approval.

    Dave people rule.

    Sammy people… well…

    Sammy people will do or be whatever it takes to fit in. They will complain about a group or individual out of jealousy, but sing their praises and deny they ever had a cross word for them, should the party in question show them even the slightest bit of acceptance.

    Sammy people go along to get along. They never, ever go against the grain and sneer at those who do. Not out of a sense of superiority, rather out of a deep longing to be a bright, shining individual and a realization that they simply never will be.

    Sammy people are conformists to the core, but go well out of their way to disguise their complacency with a dash of red to try and appear interesting, meanwhile doing exactly as they are told.

    Sammy people follow tried and true formulas to achieve their ends, never once straying from the path to experiment or explore, and the regret they internalize over this manifests itself in overwhelmingly smarmy “Look at me! Love me!” behavior (and a lot of superfluous “Woooooo!”s).

    Sammy people make no effort to shine as individuals. They blaze no trails, but tread happily upon trails blazed by others, all the while proudly stating how well they walk in others’ shoes.

    The original Van Halen was the therapy necessary to get me through adolescence. Without them, I would never have survived.

    Their music gave me a feeling of invincibility. Dave gave me a new paradigm. He allowed me to allow myself to be myself. Dave granted me permission to be mouthy, loud, boisterous, vivid. Dave let me know that it was better than just OK to be an eccentric in a small town full to the brim with conformists; rather, it was mandatory!

    Dave gave me insight as to how to be mushy and romantic, while never losing the rough edge that attracted the object of my affection to me in the first place.

    Vah Halen during Dave’s original tenure was an alien force, a style of music that offended the ears of my otherwise totally accepting hippy parents, finally giving me a platform for rebellion! (Do you know how hard it is to be a rebellious kid when you have hippy parents? Those people love everything!)

    Dave-era VH was the brave face I wore during young love breakups (the kind where you’re actually heartbroken and filled with longing, as opposed to only worrying about which of your goods and how much of your dough the vacating party will be allowed to abscond with).

    Dave and Edward were originals in an era of carbon copies. They set a precedent for infinite possibility if one was willing to break out of the mold. They were my heroes, with Dave their undisputed leader.

    So, when I heard Dave had left, I was, of course, crestfallen. But I held out hope. I’d enjoyed the camp and covers of “Crazy from the Heat,” and I was certain Edward would continue to produce bone-crushing rhythm tracks (despite the few hiccups of 1984). So, I figured it’d be a win-win.

    As a matter of fact, when it was announced that Sammy had taken the lead singer spot, I was initially stoked. We’re talking about a guy who contributed to the “Heavy Metal” film soundtrack, had fronted Montrose, wrote one of my all-time favorite guitar licks in the form of “Three Lock Box” and, most importantly to me, had been a part of one of the best supergroups in history, HSAS.

    So my disdain does not extend to folks who answer, “Sammy, but before VH.”

    But when my fellow VH superfan, El Diablo (I’ve mentioned him in previous columns. He is the best sort of evil. For example, after a brief stint in rehab, I broke out, made my way home and to a kegger, where El Diablo, being the first to spot me, loudly and gleefully sang, “Guess who’s back in circulation!” upon spotting me coming up the path), brought a brand new, shrink-wrap still on it, cassette over to my house, along with his massive, 10 C-cell battery-eating portable cassette player, affectionately known as “Mr. Box” (the predecessor was called “Refrigerator Box,” due to its unwieldy size), everything changed.

    The instant “Good Enough” began, it was over. Sammy’s new über cheesy persona reared its ugly head within a millisecond when his contrived, overproduced attempt at Dave-ism “Hello baaaabaaaayyyy!” fell from the speakers with a pathetic plop.

    “Well, let’s give the next track a listen. Maybe it’s awesome!” …Um, no.

    It wasn’t awesome. It was “Why Can’t This Be Love” (which we immediately dubbed “Why Can’t This Be Over”).

    Before the way-too-long synth intro was over, El D. had yanked the cassette from Mr. Box’s orifice, grabbed a hold of the ribbon of tape from where it was exposed, and yanked it over and over until the entire volume was spread out on my lawn like the unraveling of an ugly Christmas sweater.

    When he was done, he dropped his hands to his lap with a slap, shook his head, and said, “Well, it’s over.” And it was.

    Gone was the embodiment of the mouthpiece for the angry young men we were. We’d lost our touchstone to the universe; our connection had been severed. We had been left alone to fend for ourselves, rudderless outcasts whose leaders had abandoned us and taken up the flag for the other side.

    So, if my love for Dave-era VH and my contempt for the Sammy era has seemed irrational to you in the past, perhaps this will clear it up.

    Your musical heroes are your entire world when you’re a 17-year-old juvenile delinquent who is locked in a vacancy. When they betray what you love about them, it’s un-fucking-forgivable. Even after 30 years.

    Dave got progressively more cabaret, Edward played more and more synth and less and less guitar, Sammy got more and more soft, eventually losing his hard rock edge permanently (so much so that he seems absolutely over his head in Chickenfoot, with his usually fine lyrical prowess reduced to a series of woooos and sophomoric references to partying and boobs), and VH lost the invaluable Michael Anthony.

    It was a fucking disaster on all fronts, except for the Top 40, status quo, think what they tell you to think, letter-wearing masses. They loved it.

    That fact in and of itself is enough of an indication to anyone with even a modicum of individuality to realize the mighty had fallen. The “Van Halen never had a No. 1 song until Sammy joined” argument only serves to bolster my belief that they sold the fuck out. Period.

    So, from this experience, I have jumped to the following conclusions:

    Sammy people settle for “Good Enough.”
    Sammy people want to know if time will tell if they’ll stand the test of time… ugh.
    Sammy people feel the constant need to ask, “Why Can’t This Be Love?”
    Sammy people feel the need to invent “Cabo Wabo,” when Cabo San Lucas actually exists.
    Sammy people get “Spanked.”
    Sammy people overindulge in “Poundcake.”
    Sammy people demand everything “Right Now.”
    Sammy people whine that it’s “Never Enough.”

    Dave people are “Atomic Punks.” They “Light Up the Sky;” they’re “On Fire.”
    Dave people will “pay you for it, what the fuck?”
    Dave people high kick into old age.
    Dave people call out the Kevin Dubrows of this world for filling their Jack Daniel’s bottles with iced tea on the stage of life.
    Dave people sing the praises of “Beautiful Girls,” “Women in Love,” even when they’re really only “semi-good lookin’.”
    Dave people can read postcards in a tourist trap and turn them into “Secrets.”
    Dave people get “The Full Bug” and can spot “Drop Dead Legs” from a mile away.
    Dave people “Dance the Night Away.”
    Dave people can say with gusto “I’m the One.”
    Dave people are “Runnin’ with the Devil.”
    Dave people can’t wait to “Feel Your Love Tonight.”
    Dave people “hit the ground runnin’.”

    Dave spoke directly to this broke-ass small town hood with no future.

    “We was broke and hungry on a summer day.
    They sent the sheriff down to try and drive us away.
    We was sittin’ ducks for the police man.
    They found a dirty faced kid in a garbage can.
    And I’m alone, I’m on the highway, wanted dead or alive, dead or alive.
    Broken down and dirty, dressed in rags, a from the day my mama told me, ‘Boy, you pack your bags.’
    Send the mayor down in his pickup truck.
    The jury look at me, say, ‘Outta luck.’
    And I’m alone, I’m on the highway, wanted dead or alive, dead or alive.
    Now, I’m broken down and dirty, dressed in rags, a from the day my mama told me, ‘Boy, you pack your bags.’
    We was sittin’ ducks for the police man.
    They found a dirty faced kid in a garbage can.
    And I’m alone, I’m on the highway, wanted dead or alive, dead or alive.”

    The thing is, Dave was one of us.

    Sammy was one of them.
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    I dunno if I've ever actually encountered a hard-core Sammy Hagar fan. I'm sure they must exist.

    I thought prior to joining Van Halen that Hagar was okay. I never considered him an A-list rock act. Not even in terms of the Montrose stuff. He was just sort of a middle-of-the-road, average songwriter/entertainer. I didn't necessarily think at the time him joining Van Halen was a bad thing.

    My experience with the line-up change in terms of people I actually knew sort of pre-dated Hagar's arrival in terms of the Jump single, where suddenly preppies and jocks who before that tune had considered Van Halen too heavy metal or too harsh were saying how much they liked Jump. When 5150 came out, all those same people suddenly LOVED Van Halen...in that they loved the new Van Halen. And the burnouts and partiers who used to like Van Halen prior to Hagar's arrival duly stopped listening after 5150 came out.

    After Roth left, Van Halen were no longer dangerous or unacceptable to listen to. In point of fact, one incident that stands out very well in my mind was this high school assembly we had a few months after 5150 came out. One of those lame things where we all went into the auditorium and watched a video presentation encouraging us to be good citizens, abstain from sex and drugs and the like. The song Dreams was part of the audio presentation, and the lyrics were printed out onscreen as some sort of way ghey life affirmation about how if we just did our homework, didn't smoke pot and waited until we were married to get laid, our lives would be great and we would be stable, productive members of society. All of THAT, to me, represents the essence of the band after Sammy joined: Van Hagar made rock music that was safe and acceptable to your parents.
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    Obviously when you get to 50 million albums sold there aren't huge amounts of generalistaions to be made on the typical Van Halen in the US especially but you can talk about the wings so to speak.

    There are/were a bunch of people who were heavy metal or hard rock fans who liked Van Halen who would never cross to Van Hagar. Similarly there were enough MOR housewives and ninnies who liked Jump and were happy enough to join the Van Hagar bandwagon despite that one or two token album tracks on each of the albums which was a bit noisy. These people aren't really into music, they would buy 5150 and a couple of Dire Straits CDs and the latest Phil Collins. Those people plus the ones that were willing to listen to any old shit as long as Eddie was playing on it make up the Van Hagar demographic.
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    "Your musical heroes are your entire world when you’re a 17-year-old juvenile delinquent who is locked in a vacancy. When they betray what you love about them, it’s un-fucking-forgivable. Even after 30 years."

    That.
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    So, you're saying the Dave people are exactly opposite of Dave himself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    "Your musical heroes are your entire world when you’re a 17-year-old juvenile delinquent who is locked in a vacancy. When they betray what you love about them, it’s un-fucking-forgivable. Even after 30 years."
    I assume Dave said that? Whoever said it, great line....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Bug View Post
    I assume Dave said that? Whoever said it, great line....
    It's from the middle of the article you posted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Similarly there were enough MOR housewives and ninnies who liked Jump and were happy enough to join the Van Hagar bandwagon despite that one or two token album tracks on each of the albums which was a bit noisy. These people aren't really into music, they would buy 5150 and a couple of Dire Straits CDs and the latest Phil Collins. Those people plus the ones that were willing to listen to any old shit as long as Eddie was playing on it make up the Van Hagar demographic.

    I was thinking about that sort of thing last night. I walked over to the Ampitheater here as Foreigner, Cheap Trick and Jason Bonham's Led Zep Experience were playing. [ By the way, I really enjoyed JBLZE's set, several deep Zep cuts, and he's got a pretty damn good band. And for whatever reason, I had never seen Cheap Trick, that was cool. ]

    But I looked at the crowd, and let's face it, I've enjoyed Foreigner's stuff over the years, but in terms of being a 'heavyweight' band, they're pretty much 'meh'. In fact, I only stayed for the first 3 songs before walking back home [ Double Vision, Head Games, Cold As Ice ]. But I looked out, and while the barn wasn't sold out with 20K [ pretty much gotta be a country act now around here to sell that place out ], it was a pretty respectable crowd for two acts over 40 years old. I'd say maybe 12K.

    So I think there's a lot to be said about the typical summertime crowd just going out enjoying a beautiful night, drinking a couple overpriced beers and listening to three hours of Top 40 rock hits. Hence the enticement of throwing Hagar into the mix next year.

    By the way, just looked it up, check out this great setlist from JBLZE last night:

    In the Light
    Immigrant Song
    Good Times Bad Times
    Over the Hills and Far Away
    The Wanton Song
    What Is and What Should Never Be
    Ramble On
    When the Levee Breaks
    Black Dog
    Whole Lotta Love
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    The Wanton Song
    Last time I heard that I was in a Chinese restaurant ...

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