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    Talking Explosive Diarrhea on the Stripper Pole!


    Tainted Buffet At Jackson Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage

    By David Foster Last updated Aug 14, 2017

    A popular strip club in Jackson has been closed until further notice after several dancers contracted diarrhea last Friday night. The cause of the incident, which remains under investigation, has been initially linked to a contaminated buffet at the venue. While the investigation continues, the venue has not been named.

    According to reports by local media, the strip club was nearly full on Friday night when the incident occurred, and both staff and customers were reported to have eaten from the free buffet, which included the usual selection of ribs, chicken and deep-fried shrimp.

    While the results of the lab analysis are yet to come back, one source familiar with the investigation told reporters that bad shrimp was the most likely cause of the diarrhea. “Typically shrimp are involved in cases like this, particularly when they are not cleaned thoroughly.”

    Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident, which occurred close to 11pm. According to a witness at the venue, three dancers were performing on separate poles when the first sign of trouble emerged.

    “At first I picked up a bad smell; I thought maybe the guy next to me had farted,” said the witness, who declined to be named. “However, the smell got worse and I noticed that a lot of other guys were looking around to see what it was.”

    It was at this point that the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage splashing onlookers’, according to the witness. “It was absolutely disgusting,” he told journalists. “A number of guests immediately puked. I personally ran for the exit, I lost all interest in the show.”


    The other dancers on stage also suffered from diarrhea soon after and were forced to abandon their performance. “They had a hard time getting off the stage,” said one witness, who stayed to watch the aftermath of the incident. “High heels and diarrhea really don’t mix.”

    Many of the guests who had been enjoying the show and buffet also contracted diarrhea.

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    Do we not have a regular poster from Jackson Hole...?
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    Where's the fucking video?
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    Who the fuck would eat from a "free buffet" at a strip joint FFS? I'm aware of some ones in Canada that have decent food, even one of the ones here was okay for pub fare, but my God I won't even eat at a Golden Corral...

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    Apparently it's fake news, and recycled at that!

    http://www.snopes.com/tainted-buffet...ea-strip-club/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Do we not have a regular poster from Jackson Hole...?
    I didn't know we had a strip club with a free buffet. I need to get out more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Sorry. I suspected this was too good to be true, and was pissed that the pile of shit site that basically stole and slightly rewrote it. But the part I highlighted made me fucking laugh and nearly shit myself for ten minutes. Because I could actually see it happening with some drunken stripper whores...


    I once went to a strip club where a dancer was pregnant. And I mean, not just a little "baby-bump" pregnant. She was fucking about to pop out little stripperettes!!!

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    Hah I sent it to friends elsewhere that's all.

    I didn't bother checking either.

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