http://www.playboy.com/articles/ever...-ranked-part-1
Some random comments without giving away position on the list:
“TATTOO,” A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH, ROTH
And the band is back together! The lead-off single from the reformed Van Halen with David Lee Roth on vocals and Wolfgang Van Halen on bass is pretty damn good. Catchy chorus and nice harmonies. It doesn’t try too hard to impress, just comes together with a good spirit. Nice one to bop your head to!“TAKE ME BACK (DÉJÀ VU),” BALANCE, HAGAR
Faux cowboy Sammy Hagar might be the worst Sammy Hagar of all. This song is worse than Poison. And I mean both the band and the substance.
But you can probably guess where this one is on the list...
“HOW MANY SAY I,” VAN HALEN III, CHERONE
An unmitigated disaster. A turgid turd of a piano ballad where they find someone even worse than Gary Cherone to sing lead: Eddie Van Halen. Someone should take the worst parts of the Star Wars prequels and cut them to this tune. They both represent a genius gone mad with power. Luckily, Van Halen’s ship eventually got righted — the “reunion” album with David Lee Roth is coming if you can just hold on for a while. And if it meant suffering through this song, I guess it was worth it.