Don't you agree that it is way past time to give up your homoerotic delusions and start looking for a job? 198-someting was along, long time ago, and to be quite honest, the word has moved on. Most of you unfuckable losers must be what, in your 50's by now? Fuck, that's old. High school is over, and really you haven't offered the world much other than how boring, stupid and degenerate you are all. So before you stroke out, try looking for a job.

Sincerely,

Every girl in your shitty high that would never fuck you.