We're quickly approaching 90 days out from the 40th Anniversary of Van Halen's iconic debut album and the world would soon add Diamond David Lee Roth as a household name in the global conscientiousness...

I wasted about 30 minutes searching the interwebs... as typical with these jackasses... there were no signs of intelligent life. Not even a weed sprouting in the rock-n-roll garden despite an abundance of fertilizer!!

You'd figure with this significant date approaching it's got to be worth recognizing in a loud manner... Why do I feel like the only applicable sentiment would be a classic Survivor™ quote from Jeff Probst... Head on back to camp, I got nothin for ya...

Thoughts..?