40 Year Debut Anniversary

[Fairwrning]

I don’t know why the fuck anybody would even want them to tour in 2018. Are you really that desperate to hear Roth butcher the songs even more than he already has?

This...

[Fairwrning]

They have already reissued this lp...dont see much else you can do unless reissue the red vinyl the djs got..

[Kristy]

You know the more homoerotic admiration you cretins have for Roth the more I starting to believe that many of you never finished high school.

Am I right?

God damn right I'm right.

[Fairwrning]

Im going for my GED soon. Im making room in my dads basement to hang the diploma..Wish me well.

[Von Halen]

They’re calling it the 40th Anniversary Van Halen featuring David Lee Liberothci tour.

[ZahZoo]

Should anyone think he may have improved his approach, please go watch the screeching and yelping he did recently, at that corporate, or whatever the fuck it was, gig. Hell, even the band that wasn’t VH backing him, showed him up.

True... Dave took it to a new level right before our naked steaming eyes... Sadly "up" wasn't the direction achieved.

I guess my interest in Van Halen is similar to NASCAR... I enjoy the wrecks and fights that break out as a result of poor sportsmanship...

[Igosplut]

You know the more homoerotic admiration you cretins have for Roth the more I starting to believe that many of you never finished high school.

Am I right?

God damn right I'm right.

Only lesbians are this consistently unhappy.

[Von Halen]

Only lesbians are this consistently unhappy.

Is it possible for a Transgender to be a lesbian?

[Igosplut]

No, they're too stubborn to change.......

[ZahZoo]

Yeah, they got things dialed in... they're just shoppin for the desired after-market parts and upgrades!

[Kristy]

"Hi, it's me again. You know, the 80's cheer that would never fuck you much less look at you in high school. Chances are high all of you all are F A T, bald, and living on some form of governmental assistance. All you have or think you have is this really weird, fucked-up homoerotic fantasy of a bald er..um, singer in a Montose cover band. I'd say move on with your pathetic lives but seeing how you all love being pathetic parasites in one form or another it's really not worth the effort. You'd all be better off if you just collectively killed yourselves."

[Igosplut]

Oh you poor unhappy thing you.....

[Terry]

Oh you poor unhappy thing you.....

It's not even worth the bother, Igo.

[Seshmeister]

Only lesbians are this consistently unhappy.

Don't believe the tired old stereotype. I have a few lesbian friends who are great fun and seem to be very happy indeed.

[Kristy]

Believe it. slave SESH's alleged lesbian "friends" all live in his porn bookmarked pages.