Trump Angrily Throws Steve Bannon’s Signed Copy of “Mein Kampf” in Trash

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58755

    Trump Angrily Throws Steve Bannon’s Signed Copy of “Mein Kampf” in Trash

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Furious over a very public breakup with his former adviser Steve Bannon, Donald Trump on Wednesday angrily threw a copy of “Mein Kampf” that Bannon had inscribed to him in the trash.

    The book, which Bannon had given to Trump as a token of his love and friendship during the 2016 campaign, had been among Trump’s most prized possessions, aides said.

    “Trump loved that book, but now he feels that having Bannon’s name on it ruins it,” an aide said.

    Another aide, however, cautioned not to make too much of the fact that Trump discarded the Bannon-signed Hitler book. “He’s still got plenty of other copies,” the aide said.

    While most of Trump’s aides reflexively took their boss’s side in the dustup with Bannon, one staffer could not help expressing some sympathy for the exiled former adviser. “To be called mentally ill by Donald Trump—that’s got to hurt,” the aide said.
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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49127

    #2
    I know this is satire, but Drumpf allegedly kept a copy of Hilter's speeches on his desk during an interview with Vanity Fair during the 80's or 90's...
    Last edited by Nickdfresh; 01-06-2018, 12:30 PM.

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58755

      #3
      His ex wife Ivana said he actually kept a copy on the table next to his bed. Yeah, nothing more inspiring than reading a little Adolf before sleepy time.
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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35159

        #4
        It's confusing when you find yourself thinking at least Hitler wasn't a fucking idiot man child. I think on the whole Drumf being so fucking useless is better.

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        • Von Halen
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Dec 2003
          • 7607

          #5
          He’s the King of the KINGS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!

          Pisses you off, doesn’t it!

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58755

            #6
            There's only one King of Kings. And it sure as fuck isn't the sentient demented Cheeto.
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            • Von Halen
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Dec 2003
              • 7607

              #7
              Yep, it is. Now run along and cry yourself to sleep over it.

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49127

                #8
                Originally posted by Von Halen
                He’s the King of the BURGERKINGS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!

                Pisses you off, doesn’t it!
                I thought he preferred Mcdonalds!

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58755

                  #9
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • Von Halen
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Dec 2003
                    • 7607

                    #10
                    One is a fictional character, the other is the KING OF THE KINGS OF THE WORLD!

                    You should move to Canada. You and that fag loving Trudeau would hit it off great.

                    Then maybe you wouldn’t have to spend your days obsessing about Trump, and your nights crying yourself to sleep.

                    I know, Sheepmeister still does all that. But even Canada is better than Scotland.

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35159

                      #11
                      Hmm...

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                      • Von Halen
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Dec 2003
                        • 7607

                        #12
                        Did you draw that on your Etch-A-Sketch, Sheepmeister? You might want to take a look at the real numbers.

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