GOP Candidate Has The Most Awkward, Low IQ Campaign Ad Of All Time

[FORD]

[Nitro Express]

Reminds me of Junior Samples from Hee Haw. One thing for sure. That man probably could score you some good moonshine.

[FORD]

And then there's this piece of absolute lunacy... which looks like an SNL parody sketch...

[twonabomber]

Dennis Kucinich is running for governor. His commercial looks like it was shot in a community college TV studio on an iPhone. Sadly I can't find the commercial online.

Primary is Tuesday but I haven't decided who to vote for. Only sure thing is that it won't be for Mike DeWine, he's about 75 years old and uber Catholic.

[FORD]

Dennis probably had to do his ads on the cheap because the party establishment (aka the same Hillbots who let Trump win the state in 2016) are backing Cordray.

[Seshmeister]

Only sure thing is that it won't be for Mike DeWine, he's about 75 years old and uber Catholic.

Yeah don't vote for that guy, also he's against net neutrality.

[twonabomber]

He whistles when he talks, too.

[Nitro Express]

Haha! The Republicans don't even want that coal baron in West Virginia to win. He spent some time in jail due to an accident at one of his mines that killed quite a few people. The Rep's are worried if this guy wins the primary the Democrat candidate will mop the floor with him.

[FORD]

Well, if Joe Manchin wins the Democratic Primary, he's a goddamned useless Republican himself (fucking bastard votes for Cheeto's bullshit all the time) so they would only be worried if Blankenshitforbrains had to run against an actual Democrat.....

[FORD]

Looks like Blankenshitforbrains "strategy" failed to reel in the Trumpsucker vote. He's a distant third in the primary.
Unfortunately, Paula Jean Swearingen also lost, so West Virginia is going to have a Republican senator, but most likely the same one they have had since Byrd died. (who laughingly calls himself a "Democrat", though he's voted with Cheeto & the Repukes 99.9999999% of the time)

[Seshmeister]

Talking of low IQ adverts...

[Seshmeister]

BTW the guy Blankenship in the original post came 3rd of 6 in the election and got 20% of the vote.

The fact that a guy like that can still get 20% shows just how crazy/dumb some voters are.

[Nickdfresh]

Talking of low IQ adverts...

It's a clever 'shop actually...

[Seshmeister]

It's a clever 'shop actually...

Awe.

I should have fact checked it was a bit too good to be true.

[Nickdfresh]

Awe.

I should have fact checked it was a bit too good to be true.

It ran around Facebook for a bit, but then someone pointed out sometimes fiction is truer than truth...