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[twonabomber]

[twonabomber]

"Why play guitar when I can sell striped shoes and leggings!"

[Terry]

"Whenever I think of my fan base (I give them 3/4s of the reunion they wanted, 1 new full-length studio album in 20 years - half of that being reworked demos from the 1970s - and charge them $100 a pop to see me wank off Eruption for the 10 billionth time), I can't help but sit back and laugh."

[ZahZoo]

The pure joy of remembering how to play a D major chord...

[Nitro Express]

Damn! These are some good drugs I'm on!

[moose]

Sam still believes he has a chance at joining the band!!