THE VAN HALEN EFFECT (The Future of Shredding)

[Seshmeister]

THE VAN HALEN EFFECT (The Future of Shredding)

[Kristy]

Golly! Another failed musician who wants to suck Eddie's dick.

[Seshmeister]

You picked the wrong guy for your tired stock line - he's a multimillionaire producer, composer and musician with 200 album credits going back over the last 25 years.

I guess you didn't notice his huge plush studio in the background Miss Marple?

[private parts]

That dude has lived a pretty cool life.

[Kristy]

You picked the wrong guy for your tired stock line - he's a multimillionaire producer, composer and musician with 200 album credits going back over the last 25 years.

Yet, no one has ever heard of him. Look, I know you're passionate about your homoerotic feelings you have for this band but it's been well over 35 years. Time to move on. Here's are some places that can help you:

https://www.psychologicaltherapyscotland.co.uk/online/1/Welcome-!.html

[ZahZoo]

So if I follow the discussion and historical timeline in the video... Ms Marple contends that Eddie Van Halen invented the Failed Musician™..?

[Kristy]

No, that was (obviously) Jimmy Page.

[Kristy]

Actually, it was The Beatles but I'm really getting sick of constantly having to educate all of you

[78/84 guy]

I see the resident cunt is still ruining 90% of the threads around here. You should really get that hole poked more often. You're outlook on life might not be as grim.

[ZahZoo]

No, that was (obviously) Jimmy Page.

From a guitar inspiration perspective... Page invented the Failed Sloppy Musician™.

[Kristy]

Jimmy Page is solely responsible for so many failed musicians living in the suburbs sponging off their parents and/or girlfriends. slave SESH here see this behavior as being normal