CBS 4th Ratings

[Samsonite]

This has probably already been sad but USA Today posted the Nielsen Ratings for last week and does anybody know what the 4th of July special got?

Yes they do include Sunday.

[Figs]

It was the most watched in its timeslot, 7 million viewers.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...-2004Jul7.html

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by Figs
It was the most watched in its timeslot, 7 million viewers.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...-2004Jul7.html

that must be becuase all of the DLR fans out there.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
that must be becuase all of the DLR fans out there.

[Rikk]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my fucking God. I just fell out of my office chair. The people at my work must think I'm fucking nuts!!! That was so goddamn funny.

I wonder if that'll shut Van Herpes or Town Idiot up for a while? If that comic proof of their non-existent penises doesn't, nothing will!

Guwapo, you are consistently so fucking hilarious here! Keep it up!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my fucking God. I just fell out of my office chair. The people at my work must think I'm fucking nuts!!! That was so goddamn funny.

I wonder if that'll shut Van Herpes or Town Idiot up for a while? If that comic proof of their non-existent penises doesn't, nothing will!

Guwapo, you are consistently so fucking hilarious here! Keep it up!

Thank you bro! I will do my best.

[dave_is_vh]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
that must be becuase all of the DLR fans out there.

Correct.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Figs It was the most watched in its timeslot, 7 million viewers.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...-2004Jul7.html

Originally posted by L.S.D.
that must be becuase all of the DLR fans out there.

well duh...7 million Roth Army fans worldwide....and remind me how many people witnessed Van Hagar on this latest tour so far?

Defense rests, no further questions, case dismissed.

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
that must be becuase all of the DLR fans out there.

HAHAHAHA!!!! A spammy lover has admitted that DLR is superior! Now you must show your allegiance to the DLR army since Brett will probably ban you from the pasture dome pretty soon!

[FORD]

Who's Van Herpes?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by FORD
Who's Van Herpes?

Oh, that's L.S.D. He wants to be named after a disease (lead singer disease), and I figured that he should be literally named one. When I think about it, Van Halen with Sam is like a bad disease. You think you've gotten rid of it, but it grows or returns like cancer and burns the mind like herpes. Van Herpes is actually a pretty good name for the current line-up, and it's perfect for that fucking twat, L.S.D.

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
Who's Van Herpes?

Ok, even though I FUCKING ORDERED Rikk to compile the list!!!!! :p

Here are the cast of characters:


Dyscuntion = Town Idiot

creedbolton316 = Gimp

L.S.D. = Van Herpes

tjvhou812 = Monica


I hope that I'm correct but I could be wrong? I might have to call the penguins and ask?

[MAX]

Nevermind,

"Rothtard Rikki" appears out of nowhere!!!! LOL!!!!

[Dave IS VH]

Originally posted by Figs
It was the most watched in its timeslot, 7 million viewers.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...-2004Jul7.html

Thats great to know, there are still people out there like us, that is still are into the "Diamond one" It's too bad Dave isn't touring this summer. It has been over 3 years I've seen him live.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Ok, even though I FUCKING ORDERED Rikk to compile the list!!!!! :p

Here are the cast of characters:


Dyscuntion = Town Idiot

creedbolton316 = Gimp

L.S.D. = Van Herpes

tjvhou812 = Monica


I hope that I'm correct but I could be wrong? I might have to call the penguins and ask?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAX, my friend, I let you down. To make up for it, I promise to come up with a good name for EddieFan4Eva in the next day or so. Just let him make a good post and we can dig something up. His self-respect, maybe?

Man, that list cracks me up. I can't believe these names we've compiled. We should maybe have a sticky poll where everybody posts on which of the four stooges (plus EddieFan4Eva as the fifth) they like the least. Of course, that would never be allowed at the Links. It's too...opinion-oriented?

I think I'd vote for Van Herpes. He's the most pathetic. Of course, Town Idiot you have to just feel sorry for with Guwapo continuously pointing out the smaller and smaller trailers Town Idiot has to keep buying.

Like cheese in the deli section, these are the sheep of our lives...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
We should maybe have a sticky poll where everybody posts on which of the four stooges (plus EddieFan4Eva as the fifth) they like the least. Of course, that would never be allowed at the Links. It's too...opinion-oriented?

Like cheese in the deli section, these are the sheep of our lives...

Rikk,

THAT IS A STELLAR IDEA!!!! Think of all the idiocy and classic quotes we could compile over time!!!!

Killer title as well!!! I'm just a rook but I'm going to see if we can run with it?

Imagine the possibilities? WOW!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Rikk,

THAT IS A STELLAR IDEA!!!! Think of all the idiocy and classic quotes we could compile over time!!!!

Killer title as well!!! I'm just a rook but I'm going to see if we can run with it?

Imagine the possibilities? WOW!!!!

My old friend, make it happen if you can!!!!!!!! That would be so fucking hilarious. You're right...think of the amazing quotes over time we could collect. The names...

I mean, we sort of need a translator here. Look at FORD, one of the biggest veterans in all Van Halen-land. I mean, the band's own management have heard of the guy. And he didn't immediately have access to which name correlates with Van Herpes. People like FORD need a guidebook they can immediately turn to. You know, Guwapo posts another picture of a trailer on fire...time to turn to page 2 of the Name and Quote Sticky so you can find out that Dysfunction is the Town Idiot. It's also like a Hall of Shame. You receive a sort of badge...an anti-purple heart, if you will, for being beyond pathetic...Hagar-pathetic. And then we post it at the Sticky. And you become famous. It would actually really shut a lot of fucking losers up!

MAX, the place just gets better and better. This Army is stronger than even Roth could imagine! The sheep want to bring the fight to us?? Let's bring the fuckin' fight to them!!!

[thefive]

I knew a lot of people would watch this. This is great. I am happy for us Dave fans and I am happy for Dave. This is good news.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
My old friend, make it happen if you can!!!!!!!! That would be so fucking hilarious. You're right...think of the amazing quotes over time we could collect. The names...

Wheels are in motion! I'm going to need you as a co-pilot to get it off the ground though? I fucking know that we could create a stellar and everlasting thread!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Wheels are in motion! I'm going to need you as a co-pilot to get it off the ground though? I fucking know that we could create a stellar and everlasting thread!!!!

Dude, I'm so there!! I love this site. I ain't going AWOL. Let's do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be afraid, sheep. Be very afraid!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Dude, I'm so there!! I love this site. I ain't going AWOL. Let's do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be afraid, sheep. Be very afraid!

PM Inbox Rikk!!!! Go there now my friend.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
Ok, even though I FUCKING ORDERED Rikk to compile the list!!!!! :p

Here are the cast of characters:


Dyscuntion = Town Idiot

creedbolton316 = Gimp

L.S.D. = Van Herpes

tjvhou812 = Monica


I hope that I'm correct but I could be wrong? I might have to call the penguins and ask?

Don't forget Sniper = Diaper.

[EmpyreLounge44]

if you think DLR had anything to do with this rating, you are dillusional. sorry but he had nothing to do with pulling a rating, it was good exposure for him...now he needs to do something to keep the ball rolling, and an EMT is not going to cut it unless DLR is just waiting for his "Where are they now" segment.

[edvanheineken]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
that must be becuase all of the DLR fans out there.

This fag hates DLR, but must love sucking the dicks of his fans! Why else would he come here?

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
if you think DLR had anything to do with this rating, you are dillusional. sorry but he had nothing to do with pulling a rating, it was good exposure for him...now he needs to do something to keep the ball rolling, and an EMT is not going to cut it unless DLR is just waiting for his "Where are they now" segment.

You guys forgot to get a nickname for this clown... he is a "I love Sammy AND Dave" homo

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
You guys forgot to get a nickname for this clown... he is a "I love Sammy AND Dave" homo

How about Gizsponge?

[guwapo_rocker]

Empyrelounge44 = Gizsponge!

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Empyrelounge44 = Gizsponge!

Great - that name will give him those warm and fuzzy feelings he gets from things like "Love Walks In" or a happy photo of Spermy Gaybar

[EmpyreLounge44]

jesus you are such a fucking loser

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Empyrelounge44 = Gizsponge!

Doesn't have quite the right ring to it... how about

Giz Bob Spongepanties

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Doesn't have quite the right ring to it... how about

Giz Bob Spongepanties

[thefive]

I havent read through all the posts so I do not know if this was pointed out. What about General Hina? You guys missed this Sammy fan

[thefive]

How about Chong LI?

[Rikk]

There are so many. All I have to say is that something is in the works. So, if anybody has any extreme Sammy fan losers (not people you just don't like...only people that are true idiots AND Sambo slammers) they think deserves a nickname (or has one already and we've just forgotten), please remind me.

[Rikk]

K...EddieFan4Eva is now Iva Braun. Go look under FAN INTRODUCTIONS for an explanation.