The CDC To America: You're So Fucked

[Kristy]

So this year's report on mortality rates released Thursday by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) give us one dark insight into Trump's America:


1. Life expectancy dropped from 78.7 to 78.6 years, the third consecutive year-by-year decline.

2.The age-adjusted death rate increased 0.4 percent, from 728.8 deaths per 100,000 people to 731.9 per 100,000 (including a 2.9 percent increase among young people aged 25-34).

3.Drug overdose deaths increased 9.6 percent (including a 45 percent increase in deaths from fentanyl). Drug overdose is the leading cause of death for those under 55.

4.Suicide rates increased in 2017 by 3.7 percent, from 13.5 per 100,000 to 14.0 per 100,000.


From 2007 to 2017, suicide deaths rose from 34,598 to 47,173, a 36.3 percent increase.

Drug overdose deaths nearly doubled, rising 95.0 percent, from 36,010 in 2007 to 70,237 in 2017.

What's really scary is that the CDC states that the total dead from suicide and drug overdose since 2007 alone is 954,365 people—equivalent to the population of America’s 10th largest city. (San Jose, CA). This is more than the total number of US soldiers killed in all of America’s wars, excluding the Civil War. With 2018 nearly complete, the total dead has now likely crossed one million people.

Need I remind you miscreants..?



"The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer. Everyone is listening to you now.

You came by the tens of millions to become part of a historic movement – the likes of which the world has never seen before.

At the centre of this movement is a crucial conviction – that a nation exists to serve its citizens.

Americans want great schools for their children, safe neighbourhoods for their families and good jobs for themselves.

These are just and reasonable demands

Mothers and children trapped in poverty in our inner cities, rusted out factories scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our nation.

An education system flushed with cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of all knowledge. And the crime and the gangs and the drugs which deprive people of so much unrealised potential.

We are one nation, and their pain is our pain, their dreams are our dreams, we share one nation, one home and one glorious destiny."

[Nitro Express]

Don't forget the fat fuck Americans. They are expecting insulin shortages by 2030 due to a boom in diabetes. I guess shooting yourself saves time and drugs can be an enjoyable escape. Maybe the ones misspending their youth and dying young are the smart ones. They won't have to pay off all the debt we are driving up.

[FORD]

Well maybe that's why all the F A T fucks from Texas are going to Colorado? They're using weed to lower their blood sugar.

[Kristy]

No, they are coming here to just get F A T T E R