Musicians Who Don't Fail

[Kristy]

Unlike you sad sacks of Roth excrement

[Mushroom]

Kristy, with our talents, we can make precocious babies! One right after another. I want triplets!

[Mushroom]

I have these guys lined up to play at our wedding.

[Kristy]

Ghey.

[Seshmeister]

I have these guys lined up to play at our wedding.

Remember to demand cowbell!

[Nickdfresh]

Kristy, with our talents, we can make precocious babies! One right after another. I want triplets!

She's got skills that thrills!

[Mushroom]

Remember to demand cowbell!

God damn you’re right! It certainly needs more cowbell.

[Mushroom]

Monday update: Kristy asked me to pick her up at her Pa’s house. She said she wasn’t comfortable getting it on down in her Pa’s basement. So we went to my palace where she could let her sexuality run wild. She was a temperamental feral cat. I spanked that tail. I got a few scratches and a black eye. But I have to admit I feel good today.

[FORD]

That was the point where BOC crossed over into Hagar levels of mediocrity. Dumbass alien lyrics and all.....