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    CPAC 2019 Stand Up Comedy and Freakish Right Wing Cult Convention

    It's that time of year again, where the extreme alt-reich lunatic fringe gather together to see who can say the craziest stupid shit. Kicking off this year's festivities..... a pillow salesman who thinks Herr Cheeto was chosen by God Himself!!

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    Libruls HATE America!!

    ....even though every good thing that was ever done in this country was done by a Liberal. Coincidence??


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    Serial Failure & Koch Puppet Snotty Walker?? Who invited this asshole??


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    So...a bunch of middle-aged white men in suits who hate the poor, women, immigrants, social reform, taxes and democracy.
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    I'm not sure what the value is in posting this here? Is it funny? I assume you aren't promoting it?
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    Mostly it's for the sheer dark comedic value. And if CPAC is stand up comedy, then illegal immigrant Hungarian Nazi Sebastian Gorka would be the alt-reich Richard Pryor. (which hopefully means he will set himself on fire one day, before Satan does it for him)


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    Convicted Felon & Treasonous Terrorist Funder Lectures on Making America Great


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    Is Glenn BecKKK auditioning to be in the next KFC ad?


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    And now... let's bring out the token non-white person....


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    Our Dear Orange Leader's Son, Uday Drumpf Will Now Speak.....


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    Self Hating Immigrant Michelle Magashangalangadingdong Tells Why Immigrants are Bad


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    Orangemessiah Tells His Sheep that the Muller Probe is "Bullshit"

    ..guess the witches got tired of hunting, so he went straight to the bovine fecal matter?


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    Remember when Miss Lindsey thought Cheeto was a "nutcase"??

    Ever since McCain went to Hell, Lindsey' s been working hard trying to get himself a new Orange boyfriend....


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    The Dumbest Motherfucker in Congress Preaches to the Flock of the Equally Stupid....


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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Haha! Doesn't matter who's president. We just passed $22 trillion of debt and nobody cares. Wille E Coyote has gone over the cliff but doesn't realize it and he will hover in the air until he finally realizes he's off the cliff. Panic will kick in and he will start trying to run and claw back to tera firma but there is nothing to grip in the air and then full of pure terror Mr. Coyote falls to the bottom of the canyon to enjoy a nice hard collision with the ground below.

    So at this point it doesn't mater who's president. Nobody is fixing shit. Whatever party wins half the voting public aren't going to accept the election and that right there blows the whole political process out and the huge debt will blow the financial system out and when you don't have a financial system you don't have shit and every other country is in the same boat and there is no place to go.

    So people can argue their delusions to nowhere. Haha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Shit. Haha I thought that nutcase went broke and offed himself. Yeah all he needs is a white suit and black shoe string tie and he would look like a fat and insane Colonel Sanders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Every party needs it's token arms dealer. The Republicans have Olie and the Democrats have Eric "supply the cartels with guns" Holder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    I don't know about conservatives but she's been comedy gold. What's scary is she probably isn't the dumbest member of congress. I think she is smart enough to know islands don't float and Guam won't capsize if we put too many people and stuff on it.

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    Alex Jones and Glenn Beck hate each other. Joe Rogan needs to invite both of them on his show at the same time and get them drunk. That would be a good show. Ha!

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    I doubt even Rogan could deal with that much crazy all at once.

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