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    Beto, The Faux Texan Says He's "In"

    Beto O'Rourke you all remember him right? The failed musician who put down his bass because he married into wealth says he's going to run for Pressie of the Fascist States of Imperialism.


    "Jello Biafra pull my finger."

    "Beto O’Rourke, the 46-year-old former Texas congressman whose near-miss Senate run last year propelled him to Democratic stardom, announced on Thursday that he was running for president, betting that voters will prize his message of national unity and generational change in a 2020 primary teeming with committed progressives.

    His decision jolts an early election season already stuffed with contenders, adding to the mix a relentless campaigner with a small-dollar fund-raising army, the performative instincts of a former punk rocker and a pro-immigrant vision to counteract President Trump’s."


    Story here, you cretins:
    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/14/u...president.html

    Oh, bull-to-the-shit. His wife stands to inherent billions so you think he's going to gut those GOP tax cuts? Get the fuck outta of here. Oh, and speaking his wife, she is pro-charter schools which has also fucked over the educational system in this country that money and money alone can buy your F A T rich ass into any college. "National unity and generational change" what in the FUCK does that mean? He'll end up like Hilary, hobnobbing with Springsteen and Madonna and wasting money on ads that tell us that the F A T Orange man is a fucking retard with a worm-eaten syphilis brain. Oh, what a way t run a campaign.

    Hey Beto, you wanna win so you can keep these GOP tax cuts going hire me as your campaign manager. I'll make god damn sure you win. And I'll tell you right now my cut will be 65% which is reasonable if you want to be the 46th Fascist Imperialist of Corporate America. Otherwise, look to repeating how "fucking proud' you are that you lost - again.
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    By the way only two things came out of Texas that were worth a shit.

    One was Buddy Holly, the other Gibby Haynes.



    Beto is just another failed musician who sponged off of his rich girlfriend

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    Beto probably would have been a better Senator for Texas than Lyin' Ted Cruz. But that's a really low hurdle. Considering he only took slightly less money from the oil industry whores than Crazy Cruz did, he is most definitely NOT a credible candidate for President.

    Furthermore, he can't even cover a fucking Ramones song properly. Punk rocker, my ass!

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    I'l still run his campaign and that dumb motherfucker will win. Just give me a Hugo Boss suit, a microphone and entourage of Rhianna fans and he's our next fascist leader.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    By the way only two things came out of Texas that were worth a shit.

    One was Buddy Holly, the other Gibby Haynes.



    Beto is just another failed musician who sponged off of his rich girlfriend
    Stevie Ray Vaughn was no slouch either. Add in central Texas brisket and Nocona boots. I did have the misfortune of having to drive from El Paso to Galveston for a family reunion las summer. I agree. Texas is pretty much a shitty place. I did manage to stop in Lockhart for some BBQ. The seafood on the Texas coast is not as good as what you get in the pacific northwest. The port of Houston has to be one of the ugliest places on earth.
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    Stevie Ray Vaughn was a perpetual drunk and another Hendrix clone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Beto probably would have been a better Senator for Texas than Lyin' Ted Cruz. But that's a really low hurdle. Considering he only took slightly less money from the oil industry whores than Crazy Cruz did, he is most definitely NOT a credible candidate for President.

    Furthermore, he can't even cover a fucking Ramones song properly. Punk rocker, my ass!

    They both are tools Cruz is biding his time for a 2024 presidential run. It's why he's rimming Trump's asshole even when Trump said horrible things about his wife and father. Lying Ted would suck shit out of the devil's ass for the presidency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Stevie Ray Vaughn was a perpetual drunk and another Hendrix clone.
    Some of the best guitarists are drunks. Yeah Stevie was inspired by Hendrix and the blues but he had his own thing going. Riviera Paradise is pretty original.

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    Want to be hispanic Beto? Ok. Bust your ass on a construction site or working on a farm or doing janitorial work. How about being a roofer in the hot Texas sun during the summer? I will give you some tamales and see if you even know what to do with them. Do you know how to warm tamales on a work site? Do you know what a manifold is? Probably not.

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    The pasty ankles make me lol

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    Another rich, white suburban male believing he's down with this Hispanic brothers. He's a sponge, unlike the rest of you failed musicians only he actually married into money.

    "Kristen Gillibrand shows what she has to do when it comes to her Wall Street donors"

    Now Gilly Girl. She's my choice. She'll lie to your god damn face without shame. She'll make America better than great better.

    You wait and see, you cretins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    The pasty ankles make me lol
    Cool people never run for public office. It's always a bunch of dweebs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Another rich, white suburban male believing he's down with this Hispanic brothers. He's a sponge, unlike the rest of you failed musicians only he actually married into money.

    "Kristen Gillibrand shows what she has to do when it comes to her Wall Street donors"

    Now Gilly Girl. She's my choice. She'll lie to your god damn face without shame. She'll make America better than great better.

    You wait and see, you cretins.
    Wall Street bets on all the horses. All politicians are useful idiots. Whores for sale. The only question is what knucklehead can beat the other knucklehead. Doesn't matter whether the Dems or Reps are in office. The banks always get bailed out and nobody goes to jail. Bankers are always on top of the food chain. Some bankers are just more cunning than others. Some old banking families in Europe. They have survived revolutions, world wars, changes of all kinds. In fact the smart ones make money on those things.

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    Yeah, we get it. You live in Cleveland and Gawd hates you.

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    He's from El Paso and eats tacos with a fork? That's as bad as NYC Cheeto eating pizza with a fork.


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    No he's not!


    He's a

    1. Failed musician

    2. A sponge for rich women (but not sponge worthy)

    3. Smokes dope with Willie Nelson

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    Well the last one is kind of cool, if true.

    But I still wouldn't vote for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    Also wears tube socks with shorts.
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    Fuck this phony asshole piece of worthless DLC shit.

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