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    Martha Quinn on interviewing David Lee Roth

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    as for Martha...I'd still hit it

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    as for Martha...I'd still hit it
    I wonder if Dave and Sting put her on a spit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    as for Martha...I'd still hit it
    I think we all would.

    She is just yummy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie Velvet View Post
    She is just yummy.
    Exactly.

    She'd make a dead man get a hard on.
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    Just sayin...

    What many people do not know is that the erection is a passive action. In fact, when men do not have erection, the penis makes an effort: the smooth muscles of the arteries at the base of the penis must stay contracted, in order to impede the blood filling the penis. (In fact, most aphrodisiacs, including Viagra, contain a chemical(s) that relax these muscles).

    No wonder dead people can have erections. A death erection (also named "angel lust") is a postmortem erection happening when the man dies vertically or face-down and the corpse remains so.

    When the body is dead, the smooth muscles of the arteries relax (in fact, die) but this is not enough: the blood cannot enter the penis as the heart no longer pumps it, creating pressure for entering the penis' vessels. In the dead body, only gravitation acts on the blood. This means that the blood accumulates at the lowest point of the body, provoking a swelling of the dead tissue; the upper located part of the body discolors, leaving the dead body's lividity. In the mentioned cases, the blood enters by gravitation into the dead penis, causing an erection.

    When a person is hanged, the blood will accumulate in its lower part: legs and feet. If the legs are filled with blood, the blood in the waist can causes an erection, entering the penis's erectile tissue. As long as the blood is not clotted, the body must stay in that position to maintain the death erection.

    Death erection can also be provoked by a traumatic death, especially asphyxiation (like in strangulation or hanging), being induced by an arousal which, of course, have very little to do with sex, accompanying the final spasms of the nervous system, and in this case ejaculation may take place. Some link this to brain or spinal cord injuries caused by the noose, as priapism in living men has been associated with such conditions.

    On war time, death erection made an excellent war trophy, a method of humiliating the enemy by displaying their posthumous copulating organ.

    Hanged women too can present a corespondent to this, translated trough engorged labia and vaginal discharges.

    Other rapid or violent deaths too can cause angel lust: bullet wounds to the brain or large blood vessels or poisoning.
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    My dear. Dave was nice to you because he wanted to put his kosher salami into your tight little bagel hole. Dave wanted to split you and fill you up with warm cream cheese. Oh what's pink and smells fishy? Yeah man. Welcome to the Roth delicatessan. Come on baby. I have a sour pickle for you to sample!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Just sayin...
    Somehow a Van Halen discussion and an educational article on a dead man's erection capabilities... seems fitting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Somehow a Van Halen discussion and an educational article on a dead man's erection capabilities... seems fitting...
    It was actually never about Van Halen, but the interviewer's sex appeal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Somehow a Van Halen discussion and an educational article on a dead man's erection capabilities... seems fitting...
    Now we know why they call em stiffs at the morgue.

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