Ok. Janie isn’t the hottest woman there is but she’s got a nice rack and body. Why in the hell would a woman like that marry a train wreck like Eddie Van Halen? $$$$$$$! We all knew that. Anyways marry the rock hero for his money and take charge and make more money improving his EVH brand. Janie knows what Ed has better than Ed does and I give the woman credit. She probably saved Ed’s life and gave him a few more years and has managed EVH brands way better than Ed ever could.

I spent enough time at country clubs when I was a kid to know the golf instructors and the tennis instructors and even the maintenance staff were boning the horny wives of rich men who were too busy to hang at the club much. Their wives were there a lot. Not bad places to work if you are into MILFS.

Anyways Jani has her Latin dance instructor who she is with everyday. Ha! Ha! I don’t know. Maybe Ed is a kink and likes to DP.

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