Packers/Ravens Stuporbowl

[Kristy]

I'm calling it now. Right now. Aaron "Porn Stache" Rodgers and his largely drafted right out of high school black players the Green Bay Fudge Packers will lose to "Headley" Lamar Jackson if it wasn't for football most of these guys would be in prison Baltimore Ravens.


Superbowl MVP


Texans? fuck them.

Chiefs? Chiefs love choking on chicken dick from the F A T Walrus during the playoffs. Even that freaky-deaky looking Patrick "Too Tall for Puberty" Mahomes II can't save his team of paying off the ref bullies from losing.

Who else?

Vikings? They are playing the anti-Trump 49's in San Fran so....what does that tell you? Well, it tells me the 49's are like the Chiefs in that there is a lot of looking the other ways when it comes to officiating and that they are based in California where all the hippie liberal fascist with their commie socialism ideology live. The NFL donates "hugely" to the Trump Tard Campaign and no socialist with a free brainwashed liberal college education lobotomy is going to change that.


The true face of socialism, ladies and gentlemen


So some overpaid tards in this division will play some other overpaid tards in that division but in the end it was be Fudge Packers and the Poe Pussies.

[FORD]

You forgot the team that's going to beat the Packers....

[FORD]

And after watching the first half of Ravens vs Titans, I'm not so sure the Ravens are going to be in the Super Bowl either. Earl Thomas is gonna be sorry he went to Baltimore.

[FORD]

The true face of socialism, ladies and gentlemen

Well, that's not a bad "face" at all, but if any NFL team is "socialist" it would be Green Bay, not SF. They are literally owned by the people. Or used to be.... the way the Kochs have fucked up Wisconsin, who knows if that's true anymore?

[twonabomber]

she has a face?

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah, um, it ain't gonna be Baltimore...

[FORD]

I'm beginning to think the Titans are going to take the AFC title. They knocked off the Cheaters last week, and now a huge upset over Baltimore. They look like they're on a roll.

[Kristy]

Well, fuck that prediction.


Fudge Packers and The Chuffs.

Boring as shit Superbowl no matter who wins. The best the NFL can do for their bloated half-time is Jennifer Lopez? Trump knows she isn't white, right?

[FORD]

Chiefs ain't looking too good at the moment either. They're already down 14 - 0 and the game just fucking started.

[FORD]

So after being shut out 24-0 at the end of the first quarter, somebody spiked KC's gatorade with either heavy caffeine or Colombian marching powder and they put 21 points on the board in 3 minutes of game time. Guess this one ain't over yet.....

[Nickdfresh]

LOL 41-24 Chiefs 3rd Qtr.

[FORD]

Whoever spiked the Chiefs gatorade must have dropped some Valium in the Texans gatorade right around the same time. After that first quarter blowout, they haven't been able to do much.

[FORD]

Sadly, no such comeback in today's other game. Seahawks out.

[Kristy]

At least the Seacocks and the Texunns are out of it. Fuck Seattle and al that "12th Man" mumbo-jumbo and fuck that batshit crazy white-haired, gum chewing asshole who throws hissy fits when shit does fall his way.


Coaching hawks with crow's eyes

Pete Carroll is an fucking asshole.


So I still stand with Green Bay playing I guess the Chiefs with their shitstain racist fan base of fucking MAGA tard idiots


Heh-Yuh Heh-Yeh Hey-Yuh to the white race

The NFL sucks. They milk their fans for every penny and deliver a shit product, pair with the military to promote American imperialism around the world, and buttlick themselves each year with am over inclusive Hall of Fame where only the rich and winners can go.

Can't fucking wait for the NFL to implode

[Kristy]

Tomorrow's predicktions

Green Gay Fudge Packers: 27
Cram Sam Sham Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am Snorty Niners: 16

Tennessee Titty Babies: 21
Ass-A-City Chiefs: 43


That's it. Called it (as usual)