John Oliver on Coronavirus

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A US Navy driver/valet for Trump has tested positive for Coronavirus. The President is upset. What? he's not willing to die to open the economy???...

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Maybe this will make Pence finally wear a mask... or maybe he picked it up at the Mayo Clinic and that's where the valet got it from?

How close does this guy actually get to the Orange Imbecile? Like, for example, is he the guy who goes to KFC or McDonalds to get Cheeto's daily fast food binges??

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Corona Cunt of the Day 5-9-20

Man Ploughs SUV Through Crowd Of First Responders At "Salute To Nurses" Parade



A Pennsylvania man drove his vehicle through a parade of firefighters and other first responders on Tuesday.

A salute to workers at Mercy Fitzgerald Medical Center in Darby was being held by Delaware County first responders when a man allegedly drove his SUV through the gathering, WPVI-TV reports.

The man also allegedly waved a gun and threatened to hurt those at the tribute, according to investigators.

Thank you to @YeadonFireCo16 and @darbyfireco1 who came out to show support for our #FrontLineHeroes last night. #InThisTogether https://t.co/fl2Mxq07Fv

— Mercy Catholic Medical Center (@MercyCathMedCtr) May 6, 2020

None of the parade participants in the salute were reported to be injured.

After running a red light, the man led police on a chase through town.

However, the driver lost control after colliding with another automobile and flipped his vehicle onto its side.

The driver was taken into custody by police. The name of the man in custody has not been released.

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So now Pence's assistant (who also happens to be Joey Goebbels Jr's wife), several Secret Service members, and somebody on Ivanka's staff have also tested positive for Covid 19.

Either Cheeto or Pence (or both) had better get sick from this shit damned soon, because if not, the MAGAtts are going to be running with one of two explanations:

1) Cheeto & Pence really WERE handpicked by God Almighty Himself to reign over America, and they have Divine Protection.

or

2) This shit was actually created in a government laboratory, and Cheeto & Pence already have been vaccinated against it. Because no mad scientist is going to create something like this in a lab without already knowing how to cure it.... first rule of being a mad scientist is not to kill yourself before finishing your abominable creation, right??

Though the second conclusion would probably cause some of the MAGAtts to rise up against the Orange Imbecile, so at least that would have some entertainment value, if nothing else.

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Man Ploughs SUV Through Crowd Of First Responders At "Salute To Nurses" Parade



A Pennsylvania man drove his vehicle through a parade of firefighters and other first responders on Tuesday.

A salute to workers at Mercy Fitzgerald Medical Center in Darby was being held by Delaware County first responders when a man allegedly drove his SUV through the gathering, WPVI-TV reports.

The man also allegedly waved a gun and threatened to hurt those at the tribute, according to investigators.



None of the parade participants in the salute were reported to be injured.

After running a red light, the man led police on a chase through town.

However, the driver lost control after colliding with another automobile and flipped his vehicle onto its side.

The driver was taken into custody by police. The name of the man in custody has not been released.

Fucking terrorist!

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So now Pence's assistant (who also happens to be Joey Goebbels Jr's wife), several Secret Service members, and somebody on Ivanka's staff have also tested positive for Covid 19.

Either Cheeto or Pence (or both) had better get sick from this shit damned soon, because if not, the MAGAtts are going to be running with one of two explanations:

1) Cheeto & Pence really WERE handpicked by God Almighty Himself to reign over America, and they have Divine Protection.

or

2) This shit was actually created in a government laboratory, and Cheeto & Pence already have been vaccinated against it. Because no mad scientist is going to create something like this in a lab without already knowing how to cure it.... first rule of being a mad scientist is not to kill yourself before finishing your abominable creation, right??

Though the second conclusion would probably cause some of the MAGAtts to rise up against the Orange Imbecile, so at least that would have some entertainment value, if nothing else.

Pretty sure that unfortunatley Goebbels won't get Covid-19, I'm poretty sure he doesn't have sex with his wife. However, I am worried about the members of the military in the WH...

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Maybe this will make Pence finally wear a mask... or maybe he picked it up at the Mayo Clinic and that's where the valet got it from?

How close does this guy actually get to the Orange Imbecile? Like, for example, is he the guy who goes to KFC or McDonalds to get Cheeto's daily fast food binges??

They should really turn it around and order millions of MAGA masks from China...

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I hope people will start to realize that the reopening of our economy is not due to beating the virus in any way, shape or form... flattening the curve was only to buy time for our medical systems and resources to improve treatment, testing and tracking. That's all. There's no vaccine yet... no standard treatments and no herd immunity.

All it means is there's available room and resources for people in the ICU, if needed.

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Corona Cunts of the Day 5-17-2020 : Long Island MAGAtts

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The Fox newsroom at 9:15AM Monday morning as they repeat the "open up!" mantra on air...