Super Tuesday 2020 Results Thread

[Seshmeister]

I've been to Vermont and it ain't that fucking simple! like scary shit...

I think I drove through it one night when I was lost.

[FORD]

I remember when that was a thing. How did Trump do in New York?

Actually that was the first place he actually got a majority of the primary vote. Up until then he was relying on the "winner take all" policy Republicans have in many states to get him the delegates.

[FORD]

[Seshmeister]

Actually that was the first place he actually got a majority of the primary vote. Up until then he was relying on the "winner take all" policy Republicans have in many states to get him the delegates.

I was meaning in presidential election when he only got 37% of the NY vote but then I guess Clinton was sort of kind of from NY as well at that point.

[FORD]

Moneybags the Midget has apparently thrown in the towel.... after throwing away half a billion dollars and only getting one delegate in Samoa. I'm sure somebody with Photoshop skills is going to put his face into Chimpy's "Mission Accomplished" photo-op any minute now.

[private parts]

Spent 500 million and all he got was a nickname- Mini Mike. bahahaha!

[Nitro Express]

Utah called for Bernie. Now, normally I would say here that this is another red state that isn't going to vote Democratic in November.

Except the Mormons HATE Cheeto. So they just might..... if Bernie is the nominee.

This deserves a Polygamy Porter.......

Metropolitan Salt Lake City is actually Democrat. The Republicans live in the suberbs. It’s been that way for years.

[Nitro Express]

Moneybags the Midget has apparently thrown in the towel.... after throwing away half a billion dollars and only getting one delegate in Samoa. I'm sure somebody with Photoshop skills is going to put his face into Chimpy's "Mission Accomplished" photo-op any minute now.

Malignant narcissism is quite prevalent in this presidential race but as Henry Kissinger once said, you don’t become president without a big ego and lots of ambition. Well Bloomberg did well in the business world with those traits but he lived in the echo chamber too long to think he could buy the presidency. He was frightfully honest though. He flat out said he was going to micromanage our lives because we were too stupid to take care of ourselves. The best part was the dude was actually wearing huge lift shoes to make himself look taller. So what Mike proved with his huge expenditure is you can’t buy a US presidential election and yeah it was a lot of money but Mike’s bored and he can afford it. He’s just going to have to hear Trump call him a choker for the rest of his life.

[Seshmeister]

Moneybags the Midget has apparently thrown in the towel.... after throwing away half a billion dollars and only getting one delegate in Samoa.

Samoa has to have a long hard look at itself.

[Nitro Express]

It will be interesting to see who Joe’s running mate will be. It’s clear the powers that be want a brokered convention. They are hoping Demented Joe can hold it together long enough to get the nomination and become president then whoever is the VP takes over. The freak show continues.

[Nitro Express]

Joe has dementia. Bernie has heart problems. Trump should be dead due to his poor eating habits and lifestyle. All I can say is pick your zombie.

[Seshmeister]

Malignant narcissism is quite prevalent in this presidential race but as Henry Kissinger once said, you don’t become president without a big ego and lots of ambition.

He also said "The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer."

https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/P860114-1573_MC_b.html

[Nitro Express]

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We probably will have Biff for another term. I’m seeing a repeat of 2016.

[Nitro Express]

He also said "The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer."

https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/P...1573_MC_b.html

Yes he did. Henry is many things but stupid isn’t one of them. Henry was just loyal to Henry but he was honest in saying power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

[FORD]

Henry is loyal to somebody other than Henry ------>

Seriously, he's part of something called "Lucius Trust", which originally was named Lucifer Trust.

Which makes it ironic that he's managed to stay out of Hell this long.