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  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 8961

    Happy 56th Gilligan's Island

    Premiered 56 years ago... Always thought this site embodied the spirit of that show...

    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #2
    Dawn Wells who played Mary Ann used to live not far from here.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 8961

      #3
      The true star of the show... LOL

      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16337

        #4
        Gilligan's Island was a Kremlin-funded psyop program aimed at keeping white suburban America from questioning the Viet Nam War. Ever wonder why Gilligan always wore a red shirt? Well? Red symbolizes COMMUNISM and everybody knows Communism is organized slavery that exploits labor and undermines education. The "island" was no island at all but rather a Commie slave labor camp. This is exactly why the god damned "Professor" was always short-circuited by Gilligan's fuck ups. In fact, Gilligan's gay (dominate) lover "The Skipper" represented the US military at the time and how inept it was as fighting those dirty Commies. The Howels obviously were tokens of American capiltism and Mary Anne was the clueless white suburban all-America girl who could do no wrong but everyone wanted to fuck like a Trent Reznor animal in heat. You know, apple pie, baseball, the Bible and all that faux-patriotism American shit.


        Commie shitstain

        I know, I know, "what about Ginger"? Well, as fate would have it, Ginger was a Russian honey pot plant/spy who was well trained in combat, espionage, and assassinations. Ginger was the one who murdered Bobby Kennedy, ran Barry Goldwater's campaign and gave top secret info to Khrushchev.


        Plastic surgery disaster

        ZahZoo is no question a Commie sympathizer. This is why he is pro ol' F A T T Y and and never questions his behavior towards Putin.

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16337

          #5

          Listening to Gosteleradio propaganda

          (notice the red shirt)

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58755

            #6
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58755

              #7
              Kristy should be more of a Mary Ann fan. Apparently she really likes weed.



              and yes, Bill O'Reichly is still a douchebag.
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #8
                Yup. Mary Ann smoked the Mary Jane. She was quite open about it. She was part of the artist community around here. I think pottery was her specialty. Maybe she made bongs.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Funkmonkey
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 399

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Gilligan's Island was a Kremlin-funded psyop program aimed at keeping white suburban America from questioning the Viet Nam War. Ever wonder why Gilligan always wore a red shirt? Well? Red symbolizes COMMUNISM and everybody knows Communism is organized slavery that exploits labor and undermines education. The "island" was no island at all but rather a Commie slave labor camp. This is exactly why the god damned "Professor" was always short-circuited by Gilligan's fuck ups. In fact, Gilligan's gay (dominate) lover "The Skipper" represented the US military at the time and how inept it was as fighting those dirty Commies. The Howels obviously were tokens of American capiltism and Mary Anne was the clueless white suburban all-America girl who could do no wrong but everyone wanted to fuck like a Trent Reznor animal in heat. You know, apple pie, baseball, the Bible and all that faux-patriotism American shit.


                  Commie shitstain

                  I know, I know, "what about Ginger"? Well, as fate would have it, Ginger was a Russian honey pot plant/spy who was well trained in combat, espionage, and assassinations. Ginger was the one who murdered Bobby Kennedy, ran Barry Goldwater's campaign and gave top secret info to Khrushchev.


                  Plastic surgery disaster

                  ZahZoo is no question a Commie sympathizer. This is why he is pro ol' F A T T Y and and never questions his behavior towards Putin.

                  Kristy, I think you are on to something with that red shirt wearing Gilligan. It goes far deeper however; the island is a direct representation of Hell.

                  Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

                  Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

                  Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.

                  The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.

                  Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

                  Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.

                  The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

                  This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN. ...and he wears red in every episode.

                  Coincidence? I think not.

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                  • ZahZoo
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8961

                    #10
                    Too funny... way too much thought and whacky crap surrounding a cheesy sit-com.
                    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                    • Funkmonkey
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 399

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ZahZoo
                      Too funny... way too much thought and whacky crap surrounding a cheesy sit-com.

                      I got that off ye olde interwebz. Great fun.

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35155

                        #12
                        Dawn Wells, the girl-next-door actress and former beauty queen who played the sweet Mary Ann Summers on the iconic CBS sitcom Gilligan's Island, died Tuesday. She was 82.

                        Wells died in Los Angeles of causes related to COVID-19, her publicist announced.

                        More at https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ne...was-82-1149549

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 58755

                          #13
                          Ginger outlived Mary Ann?? Never saw that coming.
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 58755

                            #14
                            She must have went really quick.... she apparently had no idea she was sick on Christmas Eve.....

                            Eat Us And Smile

                            Cenk For America 2024!!

                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49125

                              #15
                              RIP In the flower of her youth:

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