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    Happy 56th Gilligan's Island

    Premiered 56 years ago... Always thought this site embodied the spirit of that show...

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    Dawn Wells who played Mary Ann used to live not far from here.
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    The true star of the show... LOL


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    Gilligan's Island was a Kremlin-funded psyop program aimed at keeping white suburban America from questioning the Viet Nam War. Ever wonder why Gilligan always wore a red shirt? Well? Red symbolizes COMMUNISM and everybody knows Communism is organized slavery that exploits labor and undermines education. The "island" was no island at all but rather a Commie slave labor camp. This is exactly why the god damned "Professor" was always short-circuited by Gilligan's fuck ups. In fact, Gilligan's gay (dominate) lover "The Skipper" represented the US military at the time and how inept it was as fighting those dirty Commies. The Howels obviously were tokens of American capiltism and Mary Anne was the clueless white suburban all-America girl who could do no wrong but everyone wanted to fuck like a Trent Reznor animal in heat. You know, apple pie, baseball, the Bible and all that faux-patriotism American shit.


    Commie shitstain

    I know, I know, "what about Ginger"? Well, as fate would have it, Ginger was a Russian honey pot plant/spy who was well trained in combat, espionage, and assassinations. Ginger was the one who murdered Bobby Kennedy, ran Barry Goldwater's campaign and gave top secret info to Khrushchev.


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    ZahZoo is no question a Commie sympathizer. This is why he is pro ol' F A T T Y and and never questions his behavior towards Putin.
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    Listening to Gosteleradio propaganda

    (notice the red shirt)

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    Kristy should be more of a Mary Ann fan. Apparently she really likes weed.



    and yes, Bill O'Reichly is still a douchebag.

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    Yup. Mary Ann smoked the Mary Jane. She was quite open about it. She was part of the artist community around here. I think pottery was her specialty. Maybe she made bongs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Gilligan's Island was a Kremlin-funded psyop program aimed at keeping white suburban America from questioning the Viet Nam War. Ever wonder why Gilligan always wore a red shirt? Well? Red symbolizes COMMUNISM and everybody knows Communism is organized slavery that exploits labor and undermines education. The "island" was no island at all but rather a Commie slave labor camp. This is exactly why the god damned "Professor" was always short-circuited by Gilligan's fuck ups. In fact, Gilligan's gay (dominate) lover "The Skipper" represented the US military at the time and how inept it was as fighting those dirty Commies. The Howels obviously were tokens of American capiltism and Mary Anne was the clueless white suburban all-America girl who could do no wrong but everyone wanted to fuck like a Trent Reznor animal in heat. You know, apple pie, baseball, the Bible and all that faux-patriotism American shit.


    Commie shitstain

    I know, I know, "what about Ginger"? Well, as fate would have it, Ginger was a Russian honey pot plant/spy who was well trained in combat, espionage, and assassinations. Ginger was the one who murdered Bobby Kennedy, ran Barry Goldwater's campaign and gave top secret info to Khrushchev.


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    ZahZoo is no question a Commie sympathizer. This is why he is pro ol' F A T T Y and and never questions his behavior towards Putin.

    Kristy, I think you are on to something with that red shirt wearing Gilligan. It goes far deeper however; the island is a direct representation of Hell.

    Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

    Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

    Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.

    The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.

    Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

    Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.

    The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

    This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN. ...and he wears red in every episode.

    Coincidence? I think not.
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    Too funny... way too much thought and whacky crap surrounding a cheesy sit-com.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Too funny... way too much thought and whacky crap surrounding a cheesy sit-com.

    I got that off ye olde interwebz. Great fun.

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