Oh no, not this shithead

[Rikk]

slave FORD is beyond all hope now.

All this time posting and being angry and enjoying getting yelled at by men...

...when you could be finding some way to end your 3,174 days since you've been laid.

[Kristy]

All this time posting and being angry and enjoying getting yelled at by men...

Wait a minute. You're men? Appears to me many of you are still little boys coming to terms with your homoerotica for a Montrose cover band (Citation RollingStone) because that hot cheerleader rejected you back in the Dark Ages of high school.

As for Slobberman, he's a regurgitating idiot. His cheap suits, lame New York skyline background and verbose babbling on Ol' F A T T Y is not going to move the needle. MAGA tards love him because they make money off of him. Slave FORD loves him because slave FORD is a Koch-funded propagandist. Why else would he be posting his endless drivel done by fucktards like the Young Turks who are Koch-funded propagandist themselves? This whole site is propagandist, misogynistic and fascistic. I make a post about how Eddie Van Halen is a life-long Republican and it was censored. So please stop calling yourselves men. You're a bunch of little boys frightened to cum out of the closet.

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[Rikk]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...I'm a fucking cunt...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...because that hot cheerleader rejected you back in the Dark Ages of high school...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH

Seriously, is this how you act on those first dates you're lucky to get every three years (when you crash a party, wear extra make-up and suck in your gut while still managing to hide the stench of your gunt)?

I'm not sure if you realize that this approach could be hurting your chances of achieving intimacy with any of those potential sex partners you've somehow managed to get into the room in your halfway house (either by threatening them at gunpoint or with a combination of a wheelbarrow and a Rohypnol pill).

It's worrisome! 8.71 years is a long time to go without sex. It could be your under-managed/under-medicated rage issues that are leading to your almost homicidal rage towards a website that you randomly found and still possess no understanding concerning why you keep on posting there. Don't worry: we love having you here. You are so welcome. You're like that friend at which we all enjoy throwing conceptual jars of sulfuric acid mixed with goat urine.

As Jerry Springer would say, "Take care of yourself...and each other." (This advice is intended for both of your personalities.)

P.S. I haven't been laid in three days, and I find that I'm a little edgy today. Now then, what is 3179 divided by 3? I bet the answer, multiplied by "a little edgy today," would produce a result that would make Timothy McVeigh proud.

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