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    God told Pat Robertson that Cheeto will somehow win the 2020 election

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    Who cares?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Who cares?
    Apparently God does. Cuz, you know, in this huge, magnificent universe, said God would have nothing else to worry about other than Trump winning the election and making sure to dream-text Pat Robertson to make sure he knows.

    What's scary to me is not that Pat Robertson said this. What's scary is that there are voters out there who hear this and think about how awesome it is and that it must be true and mean something.
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    I just asked Dad about it. He said He was just having a laugh at Pat's expense. Didn't expect anybody to take it seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus Christ View Post
    I just asked Dad about it. He said He was just having a laugh at Pat's expense. Didn't expect anybody to take it seriously
    Well, my Lord, I appreciate you setting us all straight on this. Any chance you can let Pat Robertson know that your Dad was just kidding? I think he's gonna be really upset when he realizes your Dad was just poking Holy fun.

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    Meanwhile.. in other "God talking to crazy people" news......


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    Fuck Pat Robertson in his much-abused bunghole sideways with a Slaytanic Flaming Rusty Chainsaw at max RPM.

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    Pat now says Cheeto is in an "alternate reality". Apparently God changed His mind....


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